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I decided to put the super 4 characters into a Hunger Games simulator. I couldn’t adjust the pronouns or else the system would crash, so you’ll just have to deal with it I’m afraid ;-;

Let me know who you thought would win initially, and if you got it right/wrong!

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Ruby: I can’t believe that guy pulled you over just to tell you that you were driving perfectly.

Gene: Why not? I was.

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Ron Swanson (from Parks and Rec) radiating Agent Gene vibes for 3 minutes:

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Ruby: Am I a boy? Am I a girl? It doesn't matter. I'm going to burn your house down.

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Gene: I have a problem.

Ruby: Kill it.

Gene: Can you chill for like, two seconds?

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Baron: Hi-

Alex: Leave before there's a terrible misunderstanding between my foot and your ass.

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Gene: Sometimes I wonder if I’m hearing voices.

Gene: Then I remember that’s the last bit of sanity I have trying to get me to fall asleep at a reasonable time.

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Twinkle: Why are you drinking?

Gene: I drink when I'm depressed.

Twinkle: But you're always drinking?

Gene: [takes another sip]

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Baron, to Leonora: I'll be under the mistletoe when you start feeling desperate!

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Twinkle: That sounds super! Doesn’t that sound super, Gene?

Gene: No.

Twinkle: I think I speak for Gene when I say it sounds really super.

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Alex: I have a bad feeling about this...

Ruby: What do you mean?

Alex: Don't you ever get that little voice in your head that tells you if you're going to get into trouble?

Ruby: No?

Gene: That actually explains so much.

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Gene: Could you maybe just like… stab me… right in the gut. Just REALLY twist it in there. ‘Cause that honestly seems less painful than this conversation.

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Leonora: Would you like to be the sun in my life?

Baron: Oh my god, yes!

Leonora: Then stay 92935700 miles the fuck away from me.

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Alex: Will you be my valentine?

Gene: Valentine’s Day is a capitalist scam that perpetuates the patriarchal idea of love.

Alex: ...

Gene: And to answer your question, yes.

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If Alex fell down the stairs: