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Crónica de como Alex descubrió que odió Italia en vano
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Alexandre: *visibly upset* You fucked him?!
Demian: We weren’t together when I did.
Alexandre: I can’t believe you used our momentary break up to fuck your ex, this beyond me, I don’t recognize you!
Demian: You fucked a football team and their entire football mom comite.
Alexandre: But not my ex!!!
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Theodore: Can you preheat our bedroom? I’ll be at Golden Gate Manor soon.
Arthur: What are you Banana bread?
Theodore: Be very careful with what you say next.
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Azazel: Okay, Beltenebros. Fuck, marry, kill. The order of virtues, go!
Theodore: *Immediately* Arthur.
Azazel: Which one?
Theodore: what do you mean which one?
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Elemelec: Dem, you're having a hard time getting your lines straight lately.
Demian: Well, I've been having a hard time being straight lately.
Elemelec: For fucks sake, just get your work done Demian.
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Looks like they could kill you and could actually kill you

Looks like a cinnamon roll but could actually kill you

Cinnamon Roll too good for this world too pure

Sinnamon Roll

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