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Bison: Fadel, there's a message in my Alphabet Soup! It says, "Oooooo!"

Fadel: Those are Cheerios.

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Bison: Ugh, I cannot believe Jake slept with Brittany. He knew CorporationCorp was using her as a plot to destroy him and take controlling interest of Evil Place. Right, Kant?

Kant: Yes, all those white people sound like they're making lots of mistakes.

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Fadel [looks at the Kant and Bison kissing]: If I sigh loudly enough, will my problems go away?

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Kant: Do you always have to say the things you say the way you say them?

Fadel: I get your point, I will try to be sarcastic next time.

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Hypothetically, how would you think the thk 4 would react to a truly beautiful woman (who even they find beautiful?) around them or flirting with them?

(Hope this doesn’t come off as me pushing women on to our precious and committed lovebirds, I’m just wondering and would love to hear your take)

Thanks and love to you 💕

Since none of the boys are attracted to women in either a romantic or sexual manner, they might find the woman attractive in an aesthetic sense (aesthetic attraction being how beautiful one finds another person, seperate from romantic or sexual attraction). And the term 'truly beautiful' is a very subjective term that depends on many factors

How they would react to her would depend on how she is interacting with them. If it's purely platonic in nature they would not mind that much (except Fadel, who does not seem to like to interact with people all that much) and for people like Style and Bison who like interacting with people would even enjoy the company. (Kant gives ambivert vibes.)

If she is flirting with them, they would all shout her down either curtly (Fadel and Bison) or would be more polite about it (Style and Kant)

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Style: Man, If Fadel saw me doing this, he’d think I was an idiot.

Kant: And this would be news to him how?

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Bison: Can I ask a dumb question?

Fadel: Better than anyone I know.

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Style: Oh my god, that's right, I've never told you guys about my online dating experience and how I seduced someone with the entire script of Shrek.

Kant: What?

Fadel: WHAT??

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Kant: I’m having a problem with this person.

Bison: Kill them.

Kant: No.

Bison: Then I will kill them FOR you.

Kant: NO.

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Kant: Why are you so patient today?

Fadel: That’s what happens when there are too many witnesses around.

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Style: You were so shy. I thought you had a crush on me.

Fadel: I wonder how many calories you burn by jumping to conclusions.

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Captain Christ: To be honest, I would sell my soul to face off against myself.

Style: Sure thing. Let me get a copy of the application.

Captain Christ: For what?

Style: Nothing too important. Just sign here and remember to always have fun :)

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Kant is my enemy, but it turns out that he is also his own worst enemy.  And the enemy of my enemy is my friend.  So Kant is actually my friend.  But, because he is his own worst enemy, the enemy of my friend is my enemy.  So actually Kant is my enemy.  But-

Fadel, having an existential crisis at 3 AM

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Kant: Style, you’ve had two ideas today. And one of them was great. And the other one was terrible.

Style: I am not in the mood for riddles, Kant.

Kant: This is terrible.

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Bison: I never know what to say to people at funerals.

Kant: Just say “I’m sorry for your loss”, then move on.

[3.7 days later]

Bison: Sorry for your loss. Move on.

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[post canon]

Style: How was your pasta?

Customer: Amazing! Send my compliments to the chef.

Style: Okay.

[in the kitchen]

Style: YO, CHEF!

Fadel: Yeah?

Style: You look gorgeous today.

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Style: Do you think there’s a Fast and the Furious porno called The Fast and the Bicurious?

Style: “I like to drive my car fast and also I been kinda thinking ‘bout dudes?”

Keen: …That’s cool. Hey, how’d you get my number?