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MacAllan: I am dad inside.

Bish: You mean dead?

MacAllan: Yeah.

MacAllan, sighing: No, I didn't.

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I came back to so many nice messages 😭

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Yall this person is amazing

Ronin X Northstar = best ship and I will fight you for it

I’ve been working on the human versions of the titans for a while now so have Ronin prime and Northstar :^)

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“I’m not as think as you drunk I am.”

— Barker

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Bish: Yeah no I’m totally fine. I don’t cry anymore.

Sarah: Just yesterday you were crying about snakes.

Bish, tearing up: They don’t have arms!

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Cooper: *Enters room in new outfit.*

Cooper: Hey, BT, how do I look?

BT: With your eyes.

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Kane: are eagles supposed to scream? Richter:... Richter: kane that’s a baby raccoon. Richter: why do you have a baby raccoon? Richter: why are you holding a baby raccoon?

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[Pretending to be married] Richter: What am I allergic to? Kane: Sulfur. And the full spectrum of human emotions.

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Relaxing makes me nervous, it feels like I’m missing something.

Sarah, probably

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Why was I programmed to feel pain?

BT, at some point probably

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“Show the haters how it’s done by hating yourself the most.”

— Barker

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Do you think Barker has been so drunk, he’s picked up Terra and yelled “DORA I NEED YOUR MAP TO GET BACK HOME!”

canon now

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I will accidentally misspell Cooper’s name to Copper from time to time and when I catch myself doing it, I’ll just be like “ah yes the famous militia pilot Jack Copper.”

Ah yes, that scoundrel

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New idea: MRVN programming in a Titan

shut up and take my money

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I ship my Monarch with my Titanfall 1 custom loadout Dave... And I fucking hate myself for it.

Don’t hate yourself! Everyone’s got their thing, fren, don’t worry about yours.

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✨💛 This is the Amazing Person Award! Once you are given this award you are supposed to paste it in the ask of eight different people, who, in your opinion, deserve it. If you break the chain nothing will happen, but it's sweet to know someone thinks you're amazing inside and outside 💛✨ 💙

No u

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Kane: Do you trust me?

Kane’s Titan: No.

Kane: I’m gonna take that as a yes.