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IT LIVES!!!
Plws go enjoy my nonsense ;>
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The dark lore of transformers animated
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Starscream after his BF whose been frozen for millions of Earth years decided to become a Autobot:
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Imagine, if you will, an alternate universe where Optimus Prime’s alt mode is a VW Beetle BUT he still has the semi truck smokestacks!
(Inspired by true events).
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(TFA)
Starscream: That's a child!
Bumblebee: And that's an ugly pimply bitch!
Everyone: *gasp*
Bumblebee: Yep! I'm 2,000,000! Thank you!
Starscream: (°⌓°)
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(TFA)
Bumblebee: Don't fuck with me! I have the power of god and anime on my side!
Bulkhead: Wait you-
Bumblebee: AAAAA-!
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(TF G1 1986 Movie)
Kup: Remember, guys! You can be anything you want!
Ultra Magnus: I wanna be the next Prime!
Kup: Okay Magnus, try something a little bit smaller-
Ultra Magnus: GLITCH, YOU SAID I COULD BE ANYTHING I WANT!
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(TFP x Helluva Boss)
Megatron: Shit x7 what the fuck am I supposed to tell Optimus!?
Starscream: Well, he seems to like you my liege. Maybe he'll underst-
Megatron: Okay my spike is good, but it is not that good, Starscream.
Starscream: My liege, I don't think we really have a choice.
Megatron: What, you want me to just call him up and say, "Hey Optimus!"
*cut*
Megatron: Oh your son Bee came by, took the Star Saber and teleported off to who the fuck knows where, and we have no way of getting either of them back, okay? Okay! Good talk! Bye~
*hangs up*
...
Oh that actually went better than I thou-
*explosion*
Optimus: M E G A T R O N ! !
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(TFP)
Wheeljack: Hey Sunshine!
Lil meow meow!
Precious little nugget!
Snuggy wuggy lil hot dog!
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HEY ASSHOLE!
Ratchet: WHAT!?
Wheeljack: Love you ;)
Ratchet: EAT A DICK!
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(G1)
Bumblebee: Zzz
Cliffjumper: Zzz
Grimlock: *breaks inside the Ark*
Bumblebee: Ah! He's in the Ark now!
Cliffjumper: That's obvious, Bee! You don't have to say that out loud!
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(TFP)
Arcee: If you want to know what women want, talk to a woman.
Wheeljack: That's brilliant! Where can I find one!?
Arcee: I'M A WOMAN! I'M REFINED AND ELEGANT LIKE A DELICATE FLOWER YOU JERK!
Wheeljack: 0_0
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How could anybody hate Herbie?
Famous Hollywood Cars as Transformers(?) (1/??)
Herbie
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keep the trans in transformers
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(G1)
Ratchet: How much money do you have?
Wheeljack: Uhhhh...69 cents.
Ratchet: Ah! You know what that means!
Wheeljack: *sniffle*
I don't have enough money for chicken nugget.
Prowl: What's a chicken nugget?
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