#source: helluva boss

[lovelyroseghost]

Everyone is talking about BunnyDoll while I worry about Ragatha and Gangle’s relationship after the events of the episode 4😥

[incorrectly-quoting-mxtx]

Xie Lian, in the Spiritual Communication Array: So I appear to have been kidnapped by a calamity…

Mu Qing: Which one?

Feng Xin: How many calamities do you know??

Feng Xin: What does he look like, your highness.

Xie Lian: *Staring at Hua Cheng’s abs*

Xie Lian: Mmmm...sexy?

Mu Qing and Feng Xin: THATS CRIMSON RAIN!!!

[incorrect-tmnt2012-quotes]

Donnie: We have to tell Sensei.

Leo: What do you want me to do? You want me to just call him up and be like "Hey, Sensei-"

[Cut to Leo calling Splinter]

Leo: So Mikey came by to Donnie’s lab, saw Leatherhead was trapped in Dimension X and ran in to rescue him, so now he’s stuck in the Kraang’s dimension too and we have no clue how to get him back! Okay? Okay! Good talk! Bye!

Leo: Oh. That actually went better than I thought.

[Splinter breaks down the door]

Splinter: LEONARDO!!

[suzieloveships]

How I imagine Animated!team was after meeting Drift

Optimus: You are sparkboanded with an ex-Decepticon?! Ratchet: Okay, why are you all acting like that's such a shock? Bulkhead: It just, he seem to be a very skill swordman, but also a spiritual, positive and energetic person. Prowl: And you are, well, you. Bumblebee, in shock, on the ground rocking back and forward: I just... Is he blind? Suffering some form of processor damage?

[sweetpeaches666]

(Starscream, Knock Out, and Breakdown finds out that Megatron dated Optimus.)

Knock Out: Was it before or after he became a Prime?

Starscream: You dated Optimus?!

Megatron: Okay, why are you all acting like that's such a shock?

Breakdown: Hello, it's Optimus Prime.

Knock Out: It's you.

Starscream: I just... Is he blind? Suffering some form of brain damage?

Megatron: Okay, you are all making this into a way bigger deal than it needs to be. I don pry into your stupid, personal lives.

Starscram, Knock Out, and Breakdown: You do that all the time!!

[mackerel22]

Fyodor: You're dead for that!

Dazai: Do it...

Dazai: Pussy.

Fyodor: I will enjoy this.

Chuuya, getting in the way: Hey, Elsa!

Chuuya: Get your icy hands off my bottom, bitch!

[incorrect-maraudersaandco-quotes]

Alice, running out of Malfoy Manor: Sorry, I fucked your wife! Lucius: Lucius: What the FUCK was that, Narcissa?! Narcissa: That was the sound of a FUCKING DIVORCE!

[chronic-hyperfixator]

Yelena: I don’t see what the issue is? Something you don’t want me seeing?

John: No!

Yelena: Baby wiener haver?

Bucky: Yelena. What you say and how you act is totally inappropriate!

Alexei: Calm down, Bucky. You’re gonna have another panic attack.

Bucky: I AM CALM!!

Yelena: Look, I don’t judge the boring I don’t judge the boring couple stuff you do outside of work hours. So don’t judge me!

John: Oh, I do judge you, Yelena. Quite a lot actually.

Ava: John! She’s our leader.

Yelena: No, it’s fine, Ava. John is just- how do I say this without being offensive? An absolute idiot.

John: Does immaturely insulting me make you feel better about your sad, single life?

Yelena: It actually does.

Kate: Only reason you have a wife is cause you’re easy to manage.

John: No, I’m not! You bitch!

Yelena: Do not talk to Kate that way, she’s sensitive.

Kate: Yes, I am!

Bob: You guys are all fucking assholes.

[tf2incorrectquotes]

Heavy: *turning everything over in an attempt to find Archimedes* Дерьмо! Дерьмо! Дерьмо! *grabs Soldier by the throat* What the FUCK I supposed to tell Doktor?!

Spy: *cautiously attempting to loosen Heavy's fingers* Well, he seems to like you, Heavy. Maybe he would understand if you-

Heavy: *shaking his head gravely* My sex good, but is not that good, Spy.

Engineer: I don't think we have much of a choice, partner.

Heavy: DO YOU EXPECT HEAVY TO JUST CALL DOKTOR AND SAY-

*jumpcut to Heavy on the phone with Medic*

Heavy: *without stopping to take a breath* -so Soldier's raccoons have sneaked into building tiny bird's nest was taken and we have no way of finding him or his eggs love you bye!

Heavy: *quickly puts phone down as if it were red hot*

*beat*

Scout: Huh, that actually went better than I thought-

*KABOOM*

Medic: H E A V Y !

[bwaybby09]

(Jorge serenading Talya)

Jorge: (singing) 🎶Girl, I love you more than I could love myself…🎶

(Jorge and Talya are about to kiss)

(Jorge glances to the side)

Jorge: ARE YOU FUCKING FILMING US RIGHT NOW?!

Hermes:

[waterfire1848]

[ After the Batkids sneak into the watchtower and take a ship. ]

Diana: We have to tell Bruce.

Clark: What do you want me to do? You want me to just call him up and be like “Hey, Bruce-“

[ He calls him. ]

Clark, calling Bruce: So your kids came by took a ship and flew off to who knows where. We have no way of getting either the ship or your children back. Okay? Okay! Good talk bye!

[ Instantly puts the phone down. ]

Clark to Diana: Oh. That actually went better than I thought.

[ Bruce breaks the door down. ]

Bruce: CLARK!!!

[ktkat99]

Rewatching Helluva Boss and found this gem. Maybe this task should have been delegated to Moxxie

[incorrectly-quoting-mxtx]

Xie Lian: Does immaturely insulting me make you feel better about your sad, single life?

Qi Rong: It actually does.

[incorrect-tmnt2012-quotes]

The Mighty Mutanimals: You are dating Mona Lisa?!

Raph: Why are you all acting like that’s such a shock?

Slash: Hello?? She’s the lieutenant for the Salamandrian Air Force!

Leatherhead: And you’re you.

Mondo Gecko: I just… is she blind?! Suffering some form of brain damage??

[danganronpafakes]

Makoto: Wow, rich people don't have any fun, do they? Byakuya: No, fun is free, but we can afford nice things.

Source: Helluva Boss ("Sinsmas")

[sweetpeaches666]

(Sari goes through a Space Bridge without permission.)

Jazz: Sentinel, I don't think we really have a choice.

Sentinel: So you want me to just call Optimus and his team up, and be like "Hey, Optimus"...

(A few moments later.)

Sentine, on his comm link: So your techno-organic friend came by, used the Space Bridge and teleported off to who the FRAG knows where and we don't know how to get her back!!! Okay? Okay. Good talk. Bye!

(Sentinel gets off his comm link and sees nothing happened.)

Sentinel: Wow, that went better than I thought.

(The door breaks down to reveal an extreme piss off Team Prime with murder in their optics.)

Optimus: SENTINEL!!!