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Book recommendations? Need y/a books for the library, help

Ouch how old is this😭😭😭 UM NEVER THE LESS-

Some of my faves are the cruel prince, Percy Jackson, The Simon Snow Trilogy, Shadohunters (OBVIOUSLY) and the maze runner!

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Will, about Tessa: I just think Tessa's cool. It's not like I lay awake at night, thinking about her...

Will at night:

Will: fuck

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I should post here more often help

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Matthew: If I punch myself and it hurts, am I strong or weak.

James: Strong

Christopher: Weak

Thomas: A dumbass, is what you are.

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Kit: as a college student, my favourite words are "free" and "canceled"

Dru: free pizza is canceled

Kit: *tearing up* why would you-

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Jace: Why are you looking at me through a fork?

Alec: I'm pretending that you're in jail.

Jace: Why?

Alec: It's spiritually healing.

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Jace, Izzy, and Clary are sitting on a bench

Alec: Why do you guys look so sad?

Izzy: Sit down with us so we can tell you.

*Alec sits down*

Jace: The bench is freshly painted.

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Emma: On a scale from "damn Daniel" to "fre sha vaca do", how are you feeling

Cristina: In between "It's an avocado, thanks" and "how did you defeat Captain America", but as a solid answer I would say "I don't need a degree to be a clothing hanger". How about you, Mark?

Mark: Probably "road work ahead".

Jules: I speak many languages, and this is none of them.

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Matthew: I've already sent good vibes on your way... They're coming. There's nothing you can do to stop them

James: this is the most threating way I've ever been cheered up

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Kit: It's very muggy outside

Jules:

Jules: Kit I swear, if I step outside and all the mugs are on the front lawn...

Kit: *sips coffee from bowl*

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James: *joking* I'm ten times funnier and sexier than you

Matthew: jokes on you. Ten times zero is still zero

James:

James: Math wHY

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Clary: *Gets down on one knee*

Sebastian: Oh my god, it's finally happening.

Clary: *Falls over*

Sebastian: The poison is kicking in!

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Kit: Whaddya call a fish with no eye?

Ty, not looking up: Myxine Circifrons

Kit:

Kit: fsh

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Emma: I have an idea.

Jules: Does it involve breaking the

law?

Cristina: By now don't you think that's a given?

Jules: I was just trying to be optimistic.

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Will: Make a man a fire, he's warm for a day.

Will: Set a man on fire, and he's warm for the rest of his life.

Jem:

Tessa: No...

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Emma: We're playing Scrabble. It's a nightmare.

Jules: Scrabble? Scrabble's great.

Emma: Not when you're playing with Diego, it's not. He puts words like "ephemeral". And I put "dog".

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Cordelia: How are you sleeping?

James: Like a baby.

James: Every two hours I wake up screaming.