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Incorrect Eremin

Armin: I’ve been dropping him the most insanely obvious hints for like a year now. And no response.

Eren: Wow. He sounds stupid.

Armin: But he's not. He's... kinda smart actually... sometimes... Just dense.

Eren: Maybe you need to be more obvious? Like, I don’t know… “Hey! I love you!”

Armin: I guess you’re right. Hey Eren, I love you.

Eren: See! Just say that!

Armin: Holy shit.

Eren: If that flies over his head then, sorry Armin, but he's too dumb for you.

Armin: Eren.

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Incorrect Jikupiku

Pieck: I heard people ship us.

Zeke: To where?

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Incorrect Yumihisu

Historia: What are you in the mood for?

Ymir: World domination

Historia: That's a bit ambitious

Ymir: You are my world.

Historia: Aww...

Ymir:

Historia:

Ymir:

Historia: OH

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Incorrect Jeanpiku

Jean: Pieck and I don’t use pet names.

Reiner: I see. Hey, what do bees make?

Jean: … honey?

Pieck: yelling from the other room yes, dear?

Jean:

Reiner: Don't ever lie to my face again. suggested by anon

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Incorrect Ererei

Jean: Well, Reiner can’t be good at everything

Jean: Maybe he’s a bad kisser

Eren: No, he’s good at that too…

Jean: … what?

Eren: What?

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Incorrect Eruri

Erwin: I truly go into housewife mode when I'm someone's soulmate- like, I'll make you pancakes and bacon every morning.

Levi: This is a lie.

Levi: I'm literally dating him. This is a lie.

Levi: HE DOESN'T EVEN KNOW HOW TO COOK A PANCAKE, WHAT IS THIS.

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Incorrect Zevi

Zeke: I think we should kiss. Levi: And I think you should die but we don’t always get what we want.

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Incorrect Erejean

Eren: This date is boring! Jean: This isn't a date. I said I was going to the store. Eren: Then why did you invite me? Jean: I didnt, I specifically said "don't come with me," then you said, "fuck you Jean I'll do whatever I want!"

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Incorrect Gallirei

Reiner: Pros and cons of dating me. Porco: Pros. You'll be the cute one. Reiner: Cons. Holy shit, where do I begin-