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Joan: Think you can answer some questions without the usual level of sarcasm?

Oliver: If you can ask the questions without the usual level of stupid.

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Neon: Do you think we went overboard with the party decorations?

Damien: Nah, it's cool.

Indah: The backyard is on fire.

Alex: Aesthetic.

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Jackson: I promised Joan we wouldn’t do anything stupid!

Mark: Why would you lie to my sister like that?!

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Mark: Please, I'm begging you to go the doctor.

Oliver: I'm sorry is this OUR stab wound? No, so stay out of it.

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Frankie: I don't think we can mansplain, manipulate, or malewife our way out of this one.

Sadie: [cocks gun] manslaughter it is.

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Joan: We call that a traumatic event

Joan, turning to Caleb: Not a "bruh moment"

Joan, turning to Adam: Not a "major L"

Joan, turning to Mark: And definitely not an "OOF lmao"

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Mark: Thought I was meowing back at Darwin for the past hour.

Mark: Turns out it was just me and Sam meowing at each other from different rooms in the house.

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Oliver: It’s time for plan B.

Adam: We have a plan B?

Oliver: No, but it’s time for one.

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Caleb: It's times like these I wish I'd listened to what Dr. Bright told me when I was younger.

Frankie: Why? What did she tell you?

Caleb: I don’t know! I wasn’t listening!

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Mark: Do you have a plan to get us out of here?

Jackson: Sort of. The idea starts with "run for it" and generally goes downhill from there.

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Oliver: Really? That’s what passes for comedy these days?

Oliver, sarcastically: Oh! I’m falling back in my chair. I’m falling back in my chair. Oh! [ Seriously. ] I’m really falling back in my chair. Help. [ Falls. ]

Mark: Babe…

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Owen: I think Mark is right.

Sam: Wow, that's a first.

Mark: No, shut up. When Green agrees with me, it makes me question whether I actually agree with me.

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*texting*

Caleb: Dr Bright I told you, you don’t have to sign your texts.

Joan: Dear Caleb, I appreciate your suggestion. Sincerely, Dr. Joan Bright.

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Neon: Things are actually going really well with Damien living here. Our relationship is in a really good place.

Neon: The other day he said “did you know that wiener dogs are neither wieners nor dogs” and instead of saying “shut up, Robert” I just said “Okay.”

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Owen: What’s the expression? Fool me once, shame on me, fool me twice… fiddle dee dee.

Jackson: Fool me once, and I’ll be fooled for a day. Teach me how to fool people and I’ll be fooled for the rest of my life.

Sam: Fool me once, fool me twice, fool me chicken soup with rice.

Joan: I believe that’s the expression, yes.

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Caleb: Can you please keep it down? I’m trying to think.

Sadie: Don’t worry, trying anything for the first time is hard.