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Hey man, just checking in on how you're doing 💕

Struggling w the concept of my own existence tbh, sorry to have ended the blog so abruptly everyone

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I’m sorry I’ve been absent, I’m going through a tough time and hopefully will start making posts again soon

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stefan: Did you know you can just start screaming, basically anywhere? It’s not illegal or anything.

dr haynes: See what we’re not going to do is that.

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Dr. Haynes: Imagine if someone handed you a box full of all the items you lost over your lifetime

kitty: Oh wow, my childhood innocence! Thank you for finding this.

peter: My will to live! I haven’t seen this in 15 years!

colin: I knew I lost that potential somewhere!

stefan: Mental stability my old friend!

thakur: Guys could you lighten up a little?

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stefan: tall people, if we are walking together please take into consideration my tiny legs. i can’t keep up with you. please think of my tiny legs, i don’t want to be jogging to keep up with your leisurely stroll, you TITANS

colin: just get a pair of roller skates and hang onto my sleeve, we don’t have all day

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colin: wow, has anyone ever told you you're beautiful?

kitty: yes

colin: oh, yeah, i just meant-

kitty: what, did you think you were the first?

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thakur: Describe yourself in one word

stefan: Hired.

thakur, whispering to colin: Holy shit can he do that?

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Colin: you have to look me straight in the eyes

Stefan: you can’t expect me to look at those eyes and be straight

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Colin: You flirt and kiss and for what??? Sex??? Love??? Pathetic.

Stefan: To level my charisma stat.

Colin: Ah a gamer, you may pass

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thakur: don’t hurt me! i’m your hottest friend!

stefan: umm no, that’s colin

thakur: i’m your nicest friend!

stefan: that’s kitty

thakur: i’m your friend!

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peter: stefan, are you high?

stefan, high: hello, am i what?

peter: high

stefan: hello!

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Colin's evil clone: [pointing to Colin] Shoot him! He’s the evil clone!

Netflix user: [aims at the clone] The real Colin would never pass up an opportunity to die.

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Kitty: Colin has no survival or self-preservation instincts. I think he was built without them.

Stefan: That can’t be true-

Kitty: Watch this.

Kitty: Hey, Colin! Race you downstairs!

Colin: *Jumps off a twenty-story balcony*

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Colin, to Thakur: Now, I don’t like to use the word “butthead” too often, because if you use it too much, it loses its impact.

Colin: But I can say with full intent that you are a huge asshole.

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hey I hit 200 followers today and missed it but THANK YOU!!!

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Stefan can’t stop shaking, like there’s too much of him.

Maybe that’s because part of him is supposed to be left somewhere else.

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Stefan remembers fairly quickly this go around.

(Colin/Stefan; 4702 words; fluff, soulmates)