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Ako: Prepare for school, then prepare for college, then prepare for work, then prepare for retirement and then you’re dead.

Ako: Then prepare for SKELETON WAR-

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Kokoro: So are you a boy or a girl?

Kaoru: I'm Kaoru Seta.

Hagumi: Yes, but what are you?

Kaoru: I'm the guitarist for Hello, Happy World.

Misaki: Yes, okay, but what's in your pants?

Kaoru: Chisato, occasionally?

Misaki and Chisato: [spits out water simultaneously]

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Tomoe: Why are you drawing a pentagram on the floor?

Ako: Mom told me to satanize the house.

Tomoe: No, she said sanitize.

Ako:

Ako: ...oh.

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Maya: Hey, I made too much pasta. Should I just go eat all of it now?

Chisato: You made enough pasta that you could take it for lunch tomorrow. Put it in a contain-

Hina, shouting at the top of her lungs: SHOVEL THE PASTA INTO YOUR FACE. DO IT. PUT IT IN YOUR FACE. THE FUTURE IS MEANINGLESS BUT THE PASTA IS NOW.

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so for those who were wondering why there's not been any quotes in forever, there's been lots of factors, from me kinda falling off the bandori train for a bit, running out of quotes and life just kicking me in the gut.

things are better now and i'm getting back into the franchise, so i might actually post nowadays, but the quote shortage still is a major problem. unless i got, like, a ton of submissions (hint hint), don't expect constant daily quotes like in the past.

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MASKING, holding up CHU2: Stinky.

PAREO: No!! Don’t be mean!!!

MASKING, swaying CHU2 back and forth in the air: Stinky bastard producer.

PAREO: No!!!!

LAYER, not looking up from reading: Naughty girl. Brat cat.

PAREO, distraught: NOOOOO!!!!!

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Kokoro: I love all of my bandmates! Kanon, Kaoru, Hagumi, Michelle...

Kokoro: [looks at smudged writing on her hand]

Kokoro: ...Missakey...?

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Misaki: Beauty and the Beast is so funny. Imagine you go out to town to run your errands, and the entire population starts singing about how fucking strange yet fuckable you are.

Kaoru: ...that doesn't happen to you?

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Moca: Hey Ran, you don't think I'll be alone at 50, right?

Ran: Awww, come on.

Ran: You're not gonna make it to 50.

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Aya: Fighting evil by moonlight,

Chisato: Winning love by daylight,

Maya: Never running from a real fight,

Eve: She is the one named-

Hina: GO GO POWER RANGERS

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Sayo: Why are you ignoring Shirasagi-san?

Hina: It's my strategy. I'm playing hard to get.

Sayo: Why would you do that? You're already hard to want.

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Ako: Imagine if someone handed you a box full of all the items you’ve lost throughout your life.

Yukina: Oh wow, my childhood innocence. Thank you for finding this.

Rinko: My will to live! I haven’t seen this in years!

Sayo: I knew I lost my potential somewhere!

Lisa: Ah, mental stability, my old friend.

Ako: ...guys, are y'all okay?

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Ran: The food is too hot, I can’t eat it...

Moca: You’re too hot and I still eat you~

Tomoe:

Himari:

Tsugumi: ONE LUNCH BREAK! I JUST WANTED ONE LUNCH BREAK WITHOUT THIS!

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Kaoru: I’ll speak French between your legs.

Himari: That’s… the hottest thing I’ve ever been told.

Moca: I’m just picturing someone screaming ‘BONJOUR’ at a vagina.

Hina: SACRE BLEU MADMOISELLE VAGINA HON HON HON TITTY CROISSANT

Ako: *snickers* "Titty croissant"...

Ran: Literally none of you should be having sex, ever.

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Chisato: I had a nightmare that Kanon left me.

Misaki: That's ridiculous. You know she has no sense of direction.

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Kanon: Chisato-chan, did you know that jellyfish have survived 600,000 years without brains?

Chisato: A ray of hope for Kaoru.

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Tomoe: Oh my god, those noodles were so good! I feel like I just cheated on you.

Himari: Yeah, I heard the moaning.