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Wow sorry guys it has been a CRAZY few weeks. I have 1 ask that I know of and since I missed headcanon hump day I’m gonna answer it tomorrow.

If anybody else has requests, headcanon asks or regular asks (in or out of character) lemme know for tomorrow!

Love you guys!

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Any michael headcanons? I love me a slushie boi,,,

Michael, despite his obvious codependency on Jeremy, is actually also friends with Dustin Kropp.

Michael visited Rich while he was in the hospital, before Jeremy ended up there too. He felt bad that all of Rich’s friends were just spreading rumors instead of actually coming to check on him. (Coincidentally he visited Jake as well, broken legs and all, y’know?)

Michael doesn’t care for bacon.

Michael keeps all of his joints in an altoid box. When he has more than one strain on hand, indicas are towards the hinge, hybrids in the middle, sativas near the opening clasp.

He can almost beat level 9 of Apocalypse of the Damned by himself because while Jeremy had his SQUIP, Michael was determined to prove that he didn’t need Jeremy, anyway.

He thinks Rich’s lisp is cute. (Bonus: Rich hates that someone thinks it’s cute but only because, “I’m not cute, nerd. Fuck off.”)

Michael can’t stand how Jake is actually SUPER NICE?? Like where does this kid get off being so hot, so talented, and a nice person??? It’s not fair.

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Jeremy’s Dad: Are emo kids still a thing?

Jeremy: Yeah but it’s just everyone now.

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HC that Michael hits on everyone in a friendly way so when he actually tries to hit on someone they think he's just being nice

Headcanon Accepted. 

Michael this is why you can’t get a date smfh

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I HC THAT JEREMY'S DAD IS BI! PLEASE!

This is a judgement free space my friend. Go forth and frolic.

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rich and michael meeting for the first time

rich: i’m richard but you can call me rich for-

michael: hA- SHORT

rich: don’t test me, slushie man

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Anybody else got requests?

Also it’s Headcanon Hump Day so lmk whatcha guys want a headcanon for! Who or a theme or whatever. :)

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i cried. thank you so much for the pins and patches. i love u. im still crying. i ship them so hard.

They’re good man I don’t blame you.

This is a judge free zone my dude cry all you want ✨💕

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Rich: You know what I’ve realised?

Michael: That some thoughts are better left unexpressed?

Rich: Nice try.

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Michael: I like your suit.

Jake: Thanks. It was 50% off.

Michael: I’d like it 100% off.

Jake: The store can’t just give out free stuff.

Michael: That’s not what I—

Jake: That’s a terrible way to run a business.

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Blue Bar

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Laughs at myself for being stupid and answering this while on break at work

That says JAKE omg

can u make an incorrect quote for the michael x jake ship? plz i need it. i'm not smart enough to come up with one on my own. plz

YOU GOT IT

Tonight when I post the quotes I’ll throw you some Boyf Riends my dude

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can u make an incorrect quote for the michael x jake ship? plz i need it. i'm not smart enough to come up with one on my own. plz

YOU GOT IT

Tonight when I post the quotes I’ll throw you some Boyf Riends my dude

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Jake: It be like that sometimes.

The Squad: And sometimes like that it be.

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Rich: Hey dude why weren’t you in Stats?

Jake: I had a mental health day dude. I slept in and had some tea.

Rich: Oh yeah self care dude.

Jake: Yeah dude self care.

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There you have it, folks.

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I’ll be back from my impromptu hiatus on Monday sorry guys I love you I promise

WE BREACHED 500 gonna do another poll or giveaway or something soon who knows we’re almost to 600 WHOA