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(through gritted teeth) sometimes what's good for your mental health isn't another do nothing day or a little treat sometimes what's good for you is putting in some of the work. Not all of it at once but sometimes you have to finish that essay or at least take the next step or you have to clean your room or at least dust the shelves or you gotta do the laundry or at least put it all in the hamper and it's not fun and it sucks and it sucks and it sucks and it sucks and it sucks and it sucks and it sucks and it sucks and it sucks and it sucks and it sucks and it sucks and it sucks and it sucks and it sucks and it sucks and it sucks and it sucks and it sucks and it sucks and it sucks and it sucks and it sucks and it sucks but you have to because i read a post on the internet that told me that's what being nice to yourself is sometimes
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Real: me and Hia are dating!
Dom: yeah we knew that already.
Hia: we started dating yesterday?
Babe: what the fuck were you guys doing before that?
Muenfah: torturing me.
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Jin: wink once 🥺
Akin: *blinks*
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Di Feisheng: The moon is beautiful tonight isn't it?
Fang Doubing: yes, but do you know what's more beautiful?
Both together: Li Lianhua
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Zhao Yunlan: You know my motto; carpe diem, carpe noctem, carpe coles.
Guo Changcheng: seize the day, seize the night and .... What's the last one?
DaQing: *sighs deeply* Seize the dick.
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Zhao Yunlan: Can I rizz you?
Shen Wei: Go ahead.
Zhao Yunlan: *falls to his knees* PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE
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Zishu: If I died, how much would you miss me?
Kexing: It's very naive how you think that death is going to be able to get you out of this relationship.
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A-xiang: Do you think I am stupid?
Zishu: the only stupid thing about you is how stupidly beautiful you are.
Kexing: Do you think I am stupid?
Zishu: I don't think you are stupid, I know you are.
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Zhang Chengling: 🥺
Wen Kexing: oh dear, my little son. 🥺
Cao weining: 🥺
Wen Kexing: listen here you fucking donkey, if you don't get away from a-xia... Mfmfmfm *gets dragged away by zishu*
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Chengling: I am so nervous
A-xiang: First time?
Chengling: No, I've been nervous many times before.
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Wen Kexing: A-xu is in love with me.
A-xiang: *starts laughing*
Wen Kexing: I am not joking.
A-xiang: you better not be. He should love you right 😤
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Zhou zishu: how dumb does Lao-wen think we are?
Chengling: Sometimes shishu leaves me pictures of food instead of a shopping list.
#bl incorrect quotes#danmei incorrect quotes#wen kexing#wenzhou#word of honor#zhou zishu#zhang chengling
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Shen wei: *after Yunlan risks his life for nth time despite his warnings* you are pretty fucking annoying you know.
Yunlan: *sucking the lollipop harder* you think I am pretty 😏
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Jingyi: So are you two dating now?
Shizui & Jin Ling: Yes.
Jingyi: Why?
Jin Ling: I happen to find Shizui very appealing.
Jingyi: Yeah, I can understand that.I'm trying to figure out what's wrong with Shizui.
#danmei incorrect quotes#the untamed#lan shizui#jin ling#i know my account is to be a bl account but I am on a danmei binge lol
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Shen wei: Yunlan:

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Zhou Zishu about Wen Kexing

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Zishu and Kexing flirting hard.
Ye baiyi: Can I have some dumplings?
Kexing: fucking hell old man.
Zishu: my heart almost stopped.
Ye baiyi: Dumplings now.
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