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Niko:*shatters a window and climbs through it*

Niko,turning around and helping Aleksi through it:Breaking and entering is wrong Aleksi.

Aleksi:Okay.

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Joel:Joonas isn't talking to me.

Tommi:Enjoy it while it lasts.

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Joonas,wielding his guitar menacingly:Respect my Trans homies,or I'm going to identify as a fucking problem.

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Tommi:You're so full of yourself.

Joonas:You would be too if you were beautiful and interesting

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Olli:Snow got me feeling some type of way.

Tommi:That's hypothermia. 

Olli:Damn,the paramedics told me it was the magic of Christmas.

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Aleksi:My life is a little too much panic and not enough disco.

Joonas:My life is a little too much fall and not enough boy.

Joel:My life is a little too much chemical and not enough romance.

Niko:My life is a little too much imagination and not nearly enough dragons.

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Olli:Why do you act like we’re three year olds?

Santeri,exasperated:WHY?!?

Santeri,pointing at Aleksi:YOU TRIED TO HYJACK A CAR!

Santeri,pointing at Joonas:YOU NEARLY JUMPED 20 FEET OFF A CARPARK!

Santeri,pointing at Olli:AND YOU ATE MULTIPLE DRIED LEAVES AND ROCKS OFF THE GROUND!

Santeri:AND YOU ASK ME WHY????

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Joel:It was difficult,so you’ve just given up.

Joel:You might fail,so why bother trying?

Joonas:Exactly.

Joonas,to Aleksi:I told you he’d understand.

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Niko:Goodnight to the love of my life,Porko,and fuck the rest of you.

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Tommi:You think you're smarter than everyone else.

Niko:I don't think I'm smarter than everyone else.

Niko:I know I am.

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Aleksi:Given the circumstances,I will let you hug me for four to five seconds.

Olli:Forty five seconds?!?

Aleksi:No,I said four TO five seconds!

Olli,hugging Aleksi:Too late.

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Aleksi:Conversations are like teeth.

Aleksi:You can only have so many.

Niko:Who are you to limit my teeth?

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Joonas:A fistfight CAN be romantic.

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Joel:Come to think of it...

Joel:You’ve always been nice to me.

Joel:I mean,you listen to all my problems-

Tommi:No,Joel I just simply stand here while you talk.

Tommi:There’s a big difference.

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Joonas:Are you coming to bed?

Niko:I can't,this is important.

Joonas:What?

Niko:Someone is wrong on the internet.

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*At the police station*

Joonas:Hi,I’m here for Niko.

Police officer:Who’s Niko?

Joonas:Ah,you must be new.

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Olli:How are you today?

Joel:Please don’t make me think about my life.