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Shirley: Guess what I'm holding behind my back.

Steve: Before we begin, what are the parameters of the guessing game? How many guesses do I get? Is there a time limit?

Shirley: Forget it. You ruin everything.

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Steve: Okay, so, here's the plan. Luke, you die for three minutes, talk to the ghosts, and come back.

Luke: No??? I don't want to?

Steve: Well fuck me then plan cancelled goodnight everyone.

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Shirley: Is it true that you once spent three days in the trunk of a car waiting to scare someone?

Luke: No.

Nell: It was five.

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Steve: I am 80% exhaustion, 10% sarcasm, and 20% don't care.

Luke: That's 110%.

Steve: 20% of me doesn’t care.

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Shirley: Don't hurt me. I'm your hottest sister.

Steve: No, that's Theo.

Shirley: I'm your nicest sister.

Steve: No, that's Nellie.

Shirley: I'm your sister!!

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Luke: Why are we lying on the ground?

Nell: You threw a ball up into the wall, but it came back and knocked you unconscious.

Nell: So i lied down next to you so everyone would think we were chillin'.

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Shirley: Steve does have a point.

Steve: Don't agree with me. It makes me very uncomfortable.

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Steve: I have total faith in you.

Luke and Nell: *leave*

Steve: There’s, like, a 30% chance they'll both die.

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Nell: I'm the smartest, wisest person in this family.

Theo: Is your hand stuck in a vending machine?

Nell: I paid for my Mars Bar, I'm getting my Mars Bar.

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Steve: Okay, everyone know what they’re doing?

Luke: In general, or the plan?

Steve: The plan.

Luke: *sighs in relief*

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Nell: You're cute when you worry about us.

Shirley: Then I must be cute all the time.

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Theo: Can we kill him?

Shirley: No.

Theo: I could make it look like an accident.

Steve:

Steve: How?

Shirley: Steve, no!

Steve: Alright, no.

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Shirley: You lied?

Luke: We may have.

Shirley: You may have or you did?

Nell:

Luke:

Shirley:

Nell: We may have did.

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Steve: Could you be quiet?? I'm trying to think.

Theo: Don't worry, doing anything for the first time is difficult.

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Shirley: Look, let’s just agree to say sorry on the count of three.

Shirley: One, two, three...

Shirley:

Luke:

Steve:

Theo:

Nell:

Shirley: See, now I'm disappointed in all of us.

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Steve: Hello, people who do not live here.

Luke: Hey.

Theo: Hi.

Nell: Hello.

Steve: I gave you a key for emergencies!

Theo: We were out of food.