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Nikki: Y/N, do you even know how to look after a kid?
Y/N: We have Tommy. Isn’t that enough?
Tommy, from the other room: Hey!!
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Y/N: You’ve saved me. I owe you my life.
Mick: No thanks. I’ve seen it and I’m not very impressed.
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Y/N: Okay, who the fuck broke the toaster?
Tommy: It was Nikki.
Mick: It was Nikki.
Vince: Nikki broke it.
Nikki: YOU PROMISED!
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Tommy: Good morning.
Y/N: Good morning.
Vince: Good morning.
Mick: You all sound like robots. Try spicing it up a bit.
Nikki: MORNING MOTHERFUCKERS
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Y/N: Would you slap Vince—
Tommy: Yes.
Y/N: I didn’t even finish!
Tommy: Sorry, continue.
Y/N: Would you slap Vince for $10?
Tommy: I would do it for free.
Vince, listening from afar: Rude…
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Vince: And if you have any suggestions, feel free to put them in the suggestion box.
Mick:
Tommy:
Y/N: Vince?
Nikki: That’s a trash can.
Vince: Sure is.
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Vince: If there’s going to be a dramatic scene, at least wait until I get back.
Y/N: Of course. Because I can’t flip this table by myself.
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about the admin 🫶🏻
i’m 19 and i’m absolutely fixated on mötley crüe at the moment, so i might post about them constantly. 😭
basically i post incorrect mötley crüe quotes… take that as you will. this is only for fun and for my own enjoyment!!
my dms are always open for requests or if you just want to say hey :) my asks are also 100% open!
that’s pretty much it honestly. stream theatre of pain 🫶🏻
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