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Jenny: That’s a gorgeous card stock. Double-sided too.

Zap: What does it mean

Jenny: That it’s really expensive

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Tung: Mark the day, May 18th at 4pm.

Jenny: Oh honey, we are well into October.

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Syrrus: Oh please, you wouldn’t hurt a fly. Dex: You’re right. Because a fly is an innocent creature that never knowingly did anything to anybody. You however I would maim.

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(Syrrus has Dex and Zap captured) Syrrus: I don’t want to see you die. Which is why I’m going to leave the room

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Jenny: I'm sorry about what I said the other day, about calling you contemptible and deplorable. Tung: Ah, that's all right. I didn't even know what those words meant.

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Tung: I sort of did something and need your advice, but I don’t want a lot of judgement and criticism. Jenny: And you came to me?

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Dex: No offense Zap: None taken, I wasn’t even listening

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Dex: What were you thinking? Zap: Honestly, we didn’t think you‘d be here for another hour.

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Zap: You’re mad at me

Dex: I’m not mad I’m just disappointed

Zap: Oh, come on. Everyone knows that’s worse

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Tung: I’m not that way inclined.

Dex: What way inclined?

Tung: Just useful to the world, you know.

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Zap: So who’s in charge now. I need to know who to ignore.

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Tung: You realise I say good night to you every night, you never say good night back? What is the problem Zap? Do you not want me to have a good night?

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Zap: Tung! Have you no dignity?

Tung: Of course not. How long have we worked together.

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Zap: I’d do it myself but I don't want to

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Zap: What’s scary to you. Dex: Not having enough food in the fridge Zap: What happens if you don’t have enough food in the fridge? Dex: I’ll have to go out and buy it. Absolute nightmare. Every day of my life until I die.

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Zap: I have a lot of haters, and I'm a hateful person.

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Jane: If I die during the operation will you do one thing for me? Dex: Oh, anything sweetheart Jane: blow up th hospital Dex: hmm, Well… I said I’d do it so I guess I’ll have to.