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Chief: DOG MAN, DO NOT DO TEIR 15!!!

*one week later*

Chief’s wife: I’m pregnant.

Chief: ☹️☹️☹️☹️

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*after school*

Petey: *flops onto bed*

Dog man: why are you relaxing? We have an exam due tomorrow!

Petey: I’m relaxing because it’s not tomorrow yet.

Dog man: You do know what our teacher ment by due, right?

Petey: Yes, she meant it has to be done tomorrow.

Dog man: no, she meant it has to be DONE by tomorrow.

Petey: *sits up in shock* WHY LIFE WHY?!?

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Robo-brontosaurus: *breaks down*

Piggy: NoOoOoOoOoO!!!

Bub: Sad.

Lil Petey: 80-HD play descpacito.

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Chief: You can eat pigs, you know.

Piggy: *sweat drop falls down head*

Chief: And I’m hungry-

Piggy: AhHhHhHhHhHhHhHhHhHhH!!!!

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Li’l Petey: Damn it.

Yolay: *gasps* w-what did you say?

Petey: chillax it’s not bad.

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*Halloween night*

Dog man (facing Crunky and Petey): why are you two dressed up as each other?

Crunky: I couldn’t think of anything more scary than Petey!

Petey: And Sarah told me to dress up as the stupidest thing ever.

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*Petey and Piggy playing a game*

Piggy: Ha ha! I beat your score!

Petey: But you know what you didn’t beat

Piggy: what

Petey: my success in life

Piggy: *cries*

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Some I made up, some inspired from somewhere else. I will put the source in the tags.