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Mmmmm incorrect quotes, the only form of media I can consume and immediately assume it's just a shit post and not spoilers!!! Wooooo

//Do I know how long this has been in my asks? No.

But it does bring me so much joy!!! Honestly I live of accurate but def a shitpost vibes here.

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Oh my gosh! This is so adorable, I love it!!

Malroth: How long does your ideal hug last? The Builder: 30 to 40 minutes. Malroth, already carrying them: That's a bit impractical- The Builder: You said ideal, not realistic

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[The Builder and Malroth walking around still disappointed 6 hours after visiting an Aquarium] The Builder: ... What did you think a tiger shark was, Mal?

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Malroth: Don’t panic, I have a few knives up my sleeve for situations like this New Villager: Don’t you mean tricks? The Builder: No, he doesn’t Malroth, taking dagger out of sleeve: No, I don’t

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Malroth: Short people are without a doubt the least threatening creatures on this island. Honestly, what could they do to me? They can’t even reach me.

Lulu: Say goodbye to your kneecaps motherfucker.

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The Builder: accidentally breaks something Oh geez. The Builder: Kills a monster Holy moly! The Builder: escapes a near death experience Okie Dokie that was intense. Malroth: Just say “fuck” for the love of god. The Builder: The Builder: Fudge.

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God!Malroth: you amuse me, human. i'm going to make you mine. The Builder: Like. Like as a partner, or as a pet? God!Malroth: yes.

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Babs: I don’t dress the way I do because it’s sexy. Babs: I dress the way I do because it puts queer people at ease and makes bigots wildly uncomfortable.

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Malroth: How long does your ideal hug last? The Builder: 30 to 40 minutes. Malroth, already carrying them: That's a bit impractical- The Builder: You said ideal, not realistic

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Malroth: Do you want to play 20 Questions? The Builder: Sure! The Builder: Whats your favorite color? Malroth, laser focused: Triangle. Do you love me?

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The Builder: I don’t think we can mansplain, manipulate, or malewife our way out of it this time. Malroth, cracks his knuckles: Manslaughter it is.

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Malroth: I feel that I'm missing something… Builder: appears Malroth, grabbing the Builder: There they are.

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Requested by anon

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Malroth: I feel that I'm missing something… Builder: appears Malroth, grabbing the Builder: There they are.

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Builder: How do I deal with my enemies? Malroth: Kill them Builder: That's a bit extreme, I was hoping for a more passive solution Malroth: Kill them only a little?

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