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Due to personal reasons, I'm putting this blog on hold for a week or two, while I take care of some family issues. Thanks for all the follows and likes everyone. I will be back soon.
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Walky: I’m sorry for breaking your glasses.
Joyce: That’s fine, I’ve seen enough.
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Danny: You’re an idiot, I hope you know that.
Joe: Well you sure do tell me often enough.
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Robin: All men must choose between two paths.
Robin: Good is the path of honour, heroism, and nobility.
Robin: Evil… well, it’s just cooler.
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Sarah: How does one turn their emotions off?
Dina: Okay so first go to settings.
Dina: I'm an idiot, I thought that said emojis at first.
Sarah: No, I'm still willing to try this. Go ahead. Go to settings, what next.
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Dorothy: I gave you the key for emergencies
Joyce: Well, I had an emergency
Dorothy: Oh yeah? What was it?
Joyce: I missed you
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Sarah: If you have 10 cookies and I ask for 5, how many would you have left?
Joyce: None.
Sarah: Joyce, this is basic math-
Joyce: I would give them all to you because you're my friend!
Sarah, holding back tears: Disgusting. Absolutely repulsive. Get out of my room.
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Ten years ago...
Ethan: Why are you being so nice to me?
Amber: 'Cause I want to invest in your hotness.
Ethan: Thanks?
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Lucy: According to a scientist at Harvard, hair is the thinnest thing in the world.
Walky: They obviously haven’t seen my patience.
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Mary: You know what would solve all of your problems?
Carla: Your death?
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Danny: Joe, can I ask you a question? You don't have to answer
Joe: Dan, you caught me one night sneaking out of the kitchen naked with cheese on toast in my mouth. We have no secrets. Ask your damn question
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Malaya: Hey Sal, how do I make a date more romantic?
Sal: Maybe try being more mysterious?
Later:
Marcie: Where are we going?
Malaya: None of your fucking business.
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Dorothy: I caught Joyce with alchohol yesterday
Becky: Did she say where she got it?
Dorothy: Yeah, her best friend
Becky, tearing up: She really said that?
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Hank: Love you, sweetie.
Joyce: Love you too, Dad.
Hank: More than Dorothy?
Joyce: Know your limits.
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Dina: Did you know jellyfish have survived for 600,000 years without brains?
Sal: At last, a ray of hope for my brother.
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Robin: Are you on drugs?
Leslie: You and I both know that this job does not pay enough for me to have a drug problem.
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Danny: In my defense, I was left unsupervised.
Dorothy: Wasn’t Joe with you?
Joe: In my defense, I was also left unsupervised.
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