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*Asakusa and Kanamori go somewhere while Mizusaki stays behind*

Mizusaki: Have fun, you two! I'll just be here listening to my tunes.

Mizusaki: (turns on the radio and heavy metal music starts blaring)

Mizusaki: :)

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Mizusaki: Kanamori is gonna kill us when she finds out!

Asakusa: You mean "IF" she finds out.

Mizusaki: Of course she's gonna fi-

Mizusaki: "If". "If" is good.

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(Asakusa got badly injured doing something stupid)

Asakusa: (waking up in a hospital bed)

Kanamori: You've been sleeping for a while.

Asakusa: Yeah.

Kanamori: That's good, you need to rest.

Asakusa: Yeah.

Kanamori: (gently removes a newspaper from Asakusa's lap)

Kanamori: (starts whacking Asakusa with the newspaper) Why did you do this?!

Asakusa: Hey!

Kanamori: What is wrong with you?!

Asakusa: (shielding her face with her hands) Stop hitting me!

Kanamori: I've been waiting two days to hit you!

Asakusa: I appreciate your patience.

Kanamori: I don't want your wise-ass remarks!

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Kanamori: I have a surprise for you guys.

Asakusa: What is it?

Kanamori: A MOTHER FUCKING SURPRISE. DON'T ASK QUESTIONS.

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Asakusa: Life is weird.

Mizusaki: Yeah...

Kanamori: That's because you both do weird shit all the time.

Asakusa: I never said we were complaining.

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Kanamori: Asakusa, this reminds me of the time you tried to drill a hole in your head.

Asakusa: That would have worked if you hadn't stopped me.

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(Asakusa x Kanamori)

Asakusa: I saw this and it made me think of us

Asakusa: (sends Kanamori a picture of Sonic the Hedgehog and Sally Acorn getting married)

Kanamori: Sigh.

Asakusa: Is that a dreamy sigh?

Kanamori: You know it's not.

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Kanamori: I'm a teenager. I don't want dinosaur nuggets.

Asakusa and Mizusaki, making their dinosaur nuggets fight across the table: Rawr rawr rawr rawr!

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Mizusaki: So... we have good news and bad news.

Kanamori: Bad news first.

Mizusaki: The fire we started in the front yard is out of control.

Kanamori: The WHAT-

Asakusa, holding up a perfectly toasted Pop Tart: Wow, you don't even want to hear the good news?

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(The gang got arrested for some reason)

Asakusa: What about my Miranda rights! You're supposed to say I have the right to remain silent. Nobody said I have the right to remain silent!

Kanamori: Asakusa! You do have the right to remain silent. What you lack is the capacity.

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Asakusa: *looking at a drawing Mizusaki made* She captured Kanamori, alright!

Kanamori: Oh, let me see.

(Kanamori in the drawing has her hands on her hips and looks angry)

Kanamori, making the exact same face and pose: That doesn't look a thing like me!

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Might fuck around and break into Area 51.

Asakusa and Mizusaki

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Congratulations, you've invented a whole new kind of stupid. A "damage you can never undo" kind of stupid. An "open all the cages in the zoo" kind of stupid. "Truly you didn't think this through" kind of stupid.

Kanamori

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No retractable claws, no opposable toes, no prehensile tail, no compound eyes, no fangs, no wings... *sigh*

Asakusa or Mizusaki, probably

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Mizusaki: Thanks for dinner.

Asakusa: I thought you paid.

Mizusaki:

Mizusaki: I guess we won't be going back there again.

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I am cute, yes, but also a weird little creature.

Asakusa

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Asakusa: If someone wants coal for Christmas, but they've been bad, does Santa give them a gift, or do they win either way?

Kanamori: Ugh. Not this again.

Mizusaki: Hold on... she has a point.