Peter: Do you have any idea how many federal regulations you are breaking on a daily basis?
Wade: One?
Peter: No.
Wade: Two?
Peter: No.
Wade: Is it one?
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Peter: Do you have any idea how many federal regulations you are breaking on a daily basis?
Natasha: One?
Peter: No.
Natasha: Two?
Peter: No.
Natasha: Is it one?
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Clint: Do you have any idea how many federal regulations you are breaking on a daily basis?
Yelena: One?
Clint: No.
Yelena: Two?
Clint: No.
Kate: Is it one?
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Jason: I can find about seven uses for a cadaver TODAY.
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Gallus: Ocellus, this reminds me of the time you tried to drill a hole in your head.
Ocellus: That would have worked if you hadn’t stopped me.
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Gus: Do you have any idea how many federal regulations you are breaking on a daily basis?
Shawn: One?
Gus: No.
Shawn: Two?
Gus: No.
Shawn: Is it one?
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Yu: Do you know how many laws you're breaking on a daily basis?
Lila: One?
Yu: No.
Lila: Two?
Yu: No.
Lila: Is it one?
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Yang: How do I know you’re not just marrying me for money?
Blake: Because you only have $12.
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Bruce: Do you know how many lawsuits you are breaking on a daily basis?
Joker: One?
Bruce: No.
Joker: Two?
Bruce: No.
Joker: Is it one?
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Leo, in an argument with Lit: You spell science with a ‘y’
Lit:
Leo: And what’s upsetting about that is I don’t think you know that that’s wrong
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Keldorn: Do you know how many laws you are breaking on a daily basis?
Jan: One?
Keldorn: No.
Jan: Two?
Keldorn: No.
Jan: …Is it one?
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Linus: Having any luck?
Charlie Brown: That depends. You mean, like, good luck?
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Skoodge: Zim, this reminds me of the time you tried to drill a hole through your head. Remember that?
Zim: That would have worked if you hadn't stopped me.
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Let's show this prehistoric bitch how we do things downtown!
Tommy Oliver, Power Rangers Dino Thunder
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Matt: How do I know you're not just marrying me for money?
Janice: Because you only have $12.
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Geoffrey: Do you know how many laws we are breaking on a daily basis?
Sean: One?
Geoffrey: No.
Ichabod: Two?
Geoffrey: No.
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