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Jules: You having trouble with that yogurt?

Gia: This lid is a fucking dickhead...

Jules: [turns towards Rue accusingly] wonder where she's got that from

Rue: from the fridge you dickhead

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Lexi: yeah I guess you could call me an empath I really feel for people

Rue: I'm in the middle of a mental breakdown could you shut the fuck up for 5 minutes

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Cassie: I feel sad

Kat: When you think about it logically, you are literally little pieces of dust in the universe. And everyone, especially Maddy, hates dust

Cassie: What the fuck Kat

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Nate: My head hurts

Maddy: That's your brain trying to comprehend your fucking stupidity

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Maddy: People tell me I have a unique way of lighting up the room

Kat: It's called arson and those people are called witnesses

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Fez: If spiders were the size of cats would they be more or less scary?

Lexi: well they wouldn't get into your house as easily

Lexi: but once they're in, ooooh boy oh boy

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Rue: trans people can do anything :)

Jules: I'm gonna do arson

Kat: trans people can, but should not do arson. it's illegal and rude

Maddy: trans people can and should do arson

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Cassie, setting down a card: Ace of spades!

Maddy, pulling out an uno card: +4, bitch!

Rue, pulling out a pokémon card: Uh, pikachu! I choose you!

Kat, visibly startled: Guys... what are we even playing-

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Rue: I'm really into dark humor

Elliot, turning off the lights: Wanna hear a joke?

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Maddy: I have a black belt

Kat: In karate?

Maddy: No, from gucci

Kat:

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Maddy: Wait, Juliet kills herself? Why?!

Kat: Because without Romeo she has no reason to live

Maddy: You can really say this play was written by a man

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Rue: *pours milk on the counter*

Rue: *puts cereal*

Rue: *throws a bowl over it*

Rue: breakfast

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Maddy: A fly flew into my ear. I think it's eating my brain

Kat: It's gonna starve then

Maddy: I hope it eats yours next bitch

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Jules: What do you think?

Rue: sorry I wasn't listening but I strongly disagree with Nate

Jules:

Jules: He's not even here

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Kat: What's the new rule here?

Cassie: No daring McKay to do stupid stuff

Kat: Why?

McKay: *grumpily* Because I have no regard for my personal well-being

Kat: Right

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Maddy: Sorry it took me so long to arrive, I broke down on the way here

Cassie: Is your car okay?

Maddy: Car?

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[texting]

Rue: wanna know who's the most beautiful person in the entire world?

Jules: who?

Rue: read the first word again

Rue: wait I fucked up