#incorrect euphoria

[incorrectfexi]

cassie: when nate was born, the gods said, "he’s too perfect for this world”

lexi: please. when he was born, the devil said, "oh, competition”

[nocakesformissedith]

[moonyswarmsweaters]

Groupchat James: which one of you fucks sent my mom flowers?!

Everyone:

Sirius: this has Marlene written all over it

Marlene: Just shooting my shot

[rainbowfish3iswriting]

When Peter’s Past life finally gets revealed

Tim: So wait, Mysterio framed Peter for murder!??

Quentin: I don’t know how many times I have to say this, it was in the past! He needs to let it fucking go!

Peter: Not only that, but when I found out he was a fraud he tried to MURDER me!

Batfam: *a bunch of gasps and sounds of weapons being taken out*

Damian: *seething with anger* WHY?

Peter: Because Quentin is a two-faced cunt!

Quentin: I’m not the cunt, you’re the cunt!

Peter: *flips him off* You’re the fucking cunt, bitch!

Bruce: Language!

[teaaagan]

Claustrophobic

Maddy: Can you not stand so close? Youre making me claustrophobic.

Cassie: What does "Claustrophobic" mean?

Y/N: It means She is afraid of santa claus!

Maddy: No, it doesn't

Cassie: Ho! Ho! Ho!

Y/N: Stop it, Cass, your scaring her!

[sleeplessdreamer14]

Adam: (reading Mary Shelley because he was bored) … Wait, is this fucking book about me?

[incorrect-losers]

Eddie: Tequila makes me aggressive

Ben: Ugh tequila makes me want to dance

Richie: I uh, I one time took like, 10 Vicodin and drank an entire thing of tequila and then blacked out for 3 days. But while blacked out I still did things, went to school and did homework and stuff. Was really weird

The losers: …

Bev: Well, baby, let's not do that tonight

[incorrectquotesmcu]

Yelena: Tequila makes me aggressive.

Kate: Tequila makes me wanna dance.

Wade: I once took, like, ten Vicodin, and drank an entire thing of tequila, and then, I, like, blacked out for three days. But while I was blacked out, I, like, still killed people and shit. It was really weird.

Sam: …Well, let’s not do that tonight.

[clubgh0stgirlz3000]

Euphoria text posts cause i just restarted it and i’m gonna be insufferable about it 😝

[luciosfanpage]

[team-iceflower]

Weiss: I have faith in you, Ruby.

Ruby: Why?

Weiss: I don't know, I just do.

[incorrectfexi]

lexi: before i do anything, i ask myself “would rue do that?” and if the answer is yes, i do not do that thing

[annetcie]

[thingsphoenix21]

Hephaestus: Open the fucking door Ares! What kind of brother are you... What the fuck. *Ares stays in the other side crying* Hephaestus: This isn't about Dite now, this is about you and me and our friendship, and if you wanna throw it away then fine, because I don't wanna be friends with you anymore.

[terry-perry]

okay so yeah after reading your last one shot I can see why alastor fell for carmine!reader 😆

loving the series so far please keep it up! 🙏❤️

For this, I’d like to paraphrase a quote from Euphoria:

“Part of the reason Alastor loved Y/N as much as he did is because she was loyal, but it’s also what scared the living shit out of him. If anyone crossed her, she’d bury them.”

He’s seen her do hits for her family’s business and she’s even let him be involved with a few of them, as we saw. She's not as serious as her mother but has moments where she's just as cold, calculative, and protective. Because he'd seen this firsthand, part of Alastor feared what she'd do if she found out he was using her. (Un)Luckily for him, she was too heartbroken to seek revenge.

[teaaagan]

Bed

Jules: When you said you’re magic in bed this isn’t exactly what I was expect- 

Y/N holding up a card: Is this your card?

Jules softly: Holy shit