Incorrect quotes from the book series Expeditionary Force, written by Craig Alanson and narrated by R.C Bray. Featuring the one and only, Skippy the Magnificent!
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margaret adams
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YO! I just finished Book 6, I think. It’s the one with a Mavericks story sandwiched into a Flying Dutchman story. I’m not too into the Mavericks stories; I just really like Skippy and Joe. Should I skip the next book (called Mavericks) and go right to number 8?
Helloo, thank you sm for the ask! I feel you haha, Skippy and Joe’s banter is a key part of the books for me. I’ve skipped both Mavericks and their little spin off series (ie. Deathtrap and Freefall) as well, it should be perfectly okay to do so.
I know the next ExForce book in the series, Renegades, goes on juuust a bit about book 6’s events at the beginning & the Mavericks’ shenanigans are occasionally mentioned as minor events, but nothing to get lost on plot-wise I promise. I’m gonna be honest, their series seems to barely affect ExForce’s plot, and when it does, it’s only a minor passing comment / Skippy or Joe kinda briefs the reader about it beforehand. All good!
If you’re worried about it / wanna skim over their plot lines anyway there are plot summaries on the fandom wiki for Deathtrap: Book 1 and Freefall: Book 2 if you scroll down a little ways. Pretty helpful imo :D
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Skippy: If you kill a killer, the number of killers in the world remains the same, you dumb monkey.
Joe, mouth full: Kill two, beer can.
#— not a quote ♡#well .#not MY quote#expeditionary force#craig alanson#joe bishop#skippy the magnificent
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finding another exforce fan — one who isn't on Reddit, and has a sense of humor, no less! — is a breath of fresh air . So glad I'm not alone
Ahh, hello! I’m so glad another ExForce fan found my posts, I was a bit worried there was nobody at all here 😭 Thank you so much & welcome to the blog!
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Skippy: I love hearing Joe shouting at someone else (ahem, Emily Perkins). It makes such a nice change. :)
#source: incorrect quotes generator#— incorrect quotes ♡#MAN that first time joe & perkins met in a while he was madd#for good reason too but still#expeditionary force#craig alanson#skippy the magnificent#joe bishop
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Joe: ...Hey, beercan. What’s up with you? Skippy: Whatever do you mean? Joe: You’ve been nice and helpful and considerate all day. What major part of the plan did you royally screw up this time?
#source: incorrect quotes generator#but modified a bit#— incorrect quotes ♡#expeditionary force#craig alanson#skippy the magnificent#joe bishop
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Skippy: You ever get so tired that you start seeing spiders? Bilby: Me after I take 17 Benadryl and start seeing the hat-man. Nagatha: THE WHO?! Bilby: Oh, is this not a safe space suddenly???
#source: incorrect quotes generator#— incorrect quotes ♡#the ai trio !!#skippy's technically their dad but we don't talk about that#expeditionary force#craig alanson#skippy the magnificent#joe bishop
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Joe: Things will get better! The Merry Band of Pirates: Joe: Okay, maybe they won’t. Joe: But they will be terrible in new and interesting ways! :)
#source: incorrect quotes generator#— incorrect quotes ♡#my guy's trying so hard to keep morale up give him a break#and a raise#he's not getting paid nearly enough for saving humanity every few years#expeditionary force#craig alanson#skippy the magnificent#joe bishop
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