Horizon: Forbidden West #100
Source: Tumblr user lonelydiary
Zo: I think I desperately need a hug.
Aloy: [Hugs Zo]
[3 hours later]
Zo: Aloy, you can unhug me now.
Aloy: I absolutely cannot.
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Horizon: Forbidden West #099
Source: Twitter
Aloy: If I were Dolly Parton, I would simply have had sex with Jolene.
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Horizon: Forbidden West #098
Source: Unknown
Aloy: How stupid do you think I am?
Sylens: Do you really want an answer to that?
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Horizon: Forbidden West #097
Source: Unknown
Seyka: So, uh, would you like to have dinner tonight?
Aloy: I like to have dinner every night.
Seyka: ...
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Horizon: Forbidden West #096
Source: Unknown
Erik: Hey, little lady. Why so teeny?
Aloy: I'm not teeny, I'm average size.
Erik: What a sad brag.
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Horizon: Forbidden West #094
Source: Mass Effect
Regalla: Huh. Nobody died.
Aloy: I could shoot someone if it would make you feel better.
Regalla: Nah, I'm good.
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Horizon: Forbidden West #093
Source: Twitter Anna Kendrick
Tilda: For someone with such an intense need to be liked, you'd think I would have figured out how to be less of an asshole.
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Horizon: Forbidden West #092
Source: Bob's Burgers
Varl: It's the day after Halloween, Zo. Don't you think we might have gotten the tree a little early?
Zo: Oh, put some mistletoe on my butt and kiss it, Varl.
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Horizon: Forbidden West #091
Source: Brooklyn 99
Aloy: I am not afraid to be alone with my thoughts, my thoughts are awesome..
Aloy: ..my father never loved me, I’m going to die alone.
Aloy: Well that happened fast.
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Horizon: Forbidden West #090
Source: Unknown
Kotallo: I have an idea.
Aloy: We’re not going to murder anyone.
Kotallo: I don’t have any ideas.
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Horizon: Forbidden West #089
Source: Unknown
Alva: Once, in the fifth grade, this kid called me a homo and I thought it meant homeless.
Alva: I was so confused I said “Enki, you’ve been to my house before.”
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Horizon: Forbidden West #088
Source: Unknown
Tilda: Aloy, are you high?
Aloy: Am I what?
Tilda: High.
Aloy: Oh, hey!
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Horizon: Forbidden West #087
Source: Unknown
Aloy: Sylens, we tried things your way.
Sylens: No, we didn't.
Aloy: I did it in my head and it didn't work.
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Horizon: Forbidden West #086
Source: Parks and Rec
Zo: And he looked up at me and... he said, "Thank you. You saved my life."
Aloy: Yeah.
Aloy: Hey listen, I'm really nervous about this date tomorrow night.
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Horizon: Forbidden West #085
Source: Modern Family
Alva: Oh, by the way, if you ever speak disrespectfully again about my wife, I'll kill you.
Alva: Sorry, that sounded like a joke.
Alva: I will actually kill you.
Kotallo: Where did that come from?
Alva: Life is too short to be ruled by fear.
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Horizon: Forbidden West #084
Source: Brooklyn 99
Beta: Let’s go back to The Base. You can choose the music.
Aloy: Just put on anything by Enya.
Aloy: No, not anything. Orinoco Flow. On repeat.
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