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Send in confessions please about anyone or anything football related. But not American football though lmao
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BABES PLEASE READ
Send confessions lol and repost this so other people can see it lmao
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AYOO babes I posted sory for going Mia for weeks lool
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**At a restaurant**
Julian: can you get us a table
Kai: sure
**Kai with a table in his hands 5 mins later**
Kai: START THE FUCKING CAR
Julian: What on earth?-
#something they'd actually do lool#kai havertz#julian brandt#brandt#havertz#Borussia Dortmund#bvb dortmund#bvb#Dortmund#german nt#bayer leverkusen#bayern munich#barcelona#bts#footage#incorrect quotes#incorrect football quotes#soccer#Bundesliga
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LADS COP ON TO YOURSELF AND LEAVE CONFESSIONS
SORRY
I'm so sorry for ghosting (not like anyone cared lool) promise I'll be back to making incorrect quotes xo
Ps. IF YOU SEE THIS SEND CONFESSIONS PLEASE OR MY ACCOUNT WON'T LIVE UP TO THE NAME PLEASE
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Messi: what's the best way to kill someone
Sergi Roberto: kindness
Luis Suarez: *clearing his throat* if you're trying to be discreet maybe poison, if not, a good bite of the teeth always works
#chewy suarez#messi#luis suarez#sergi roberto#lionel messi#barcelona#fc barcelona#incorrect football quotes#incorrect quotes#incorrect kpop quotes#tumblr#football#soccer
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Kai: you love me
Julian: I hate you
Kai: lovingly
#ah cuties#kai havertz#julian brandt#bayer leverkusen#bundesliga#german nt#football#incorrect football quotes#incorrect quotes#tumblr#funny#kpop#popular#premier league#cristiano ronaldo
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SORRY
I'm so sorry for ghosting (not like anyone cared lool) promise I'll be back to making incorrect quotes xo
Ps. IF YOU SEE THIS SEND CONFESSIONS PLEASE OR MY ACCOUNT WON'T LIVE UP TO THE NAME PLEASE
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Harry Kane: Harry (winks) said a bad word at school today. He said ****
Dele Alli: I can't fucking believe it!
Eric Dier: Where the fuck did he learn that?
#did one about spurs#Eric Dier#dele alli#harry winks#harry kane#incorrect football quotes#football#spurs#tottenham hotspur#premier league#england nt#incorrect quotes#funny#arsenal#chelsea#liverpool#man city#man utd
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Eden: good morning
Ruben:good morning
Callum:good morning
Sarri: WHAT'S SO FUCKING GOOD ABOUT THE MORNING?!YOU'RE ALL STILL AS SHIT AS YOU WERE YESTERDAY
#finally made a chelsea one#chelsea#chelsea fc#arsenal#spurs#liverpool#man united#man utd#man city#eden hazard#ruben loftus cheek#callum hudson odoi#maurizio sarri#sarri#sarri out#sarriball#premier league#incorrect football quotes#incorrect quotes
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Papa: I'm as the kids say "awake"
Bellerin: Do you mean woke?
Papa: yeah but it's grammatically incorrect
#oh papa#i'm basically an arsenal incorrect quote page#arsenal#spurs#liverpool#chelsea#man united#man utd#man city#premier league#incorrect football quotes#football#incorrect quotes#funny#cristiano ronaldo#lionel messi#sokratis#hector bellerin#bellerin#heccy b
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PLEASE READ
Can you please send confessions about anything footballrelated please
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Iwobi: *sings*
Ainsley: Hey, do you take requests
Iwobi: yeah
Ainsley: SHUT THE FUCK UP
#i really love these two#ainsley#ainsley maitland niles#alex iwobi#iwobi#arsenal#arsene wenger#aubameyang#pierre emerick aubameyang#alexandre lacazette#lacazette#granit xhaka#lucas torreira#england#england nt#eden hazard#spurs#chelsea#liverpool#man utd#man city#incorrect quotes#incorrect football quotes
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Xhaka:*is choking*
Auba: I'm trying to call 911, but the nine isn't working
Lacazette: just turn it upside down and use the six
Auba: genius!
Xhaka: *momentarily stops choking* ok what the fuck?
#coyg#arsenalfc#arsenal#Aubameyang#lacazette#Xhaka#granit Xhaka#premier league#spurs#england nt#liverpool#chelsea#man city#man utd#Incorrect football quotes
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Bale: What's spanish for "I know you speak english"?
#our man bale#Gareth bale#Bale#real Madrid#spain#la liga#barcelona#premier league#football#soccer#Incorrect football quotes
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Leon: We have a swear jar, if you curse, you'll be fined.
Josh: Heck
Leon: You're on thin fucking ice Josh.
Leon: Oh no
#bayern#bayern munich#bayern münchen#german nt#german national team#germany#goretzka#joshua kimmich#kimmich#leon goretzka#football#incorrect football quotes
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