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Lord Shimura: "So, Jin, what would you like to be when you grow up?”

Jin: "A son of a bitch!”

Lord Shimura: "?!”

Jin: "Because Ryzo is always saying: ‘Jin, look what armor that son of a bitch has!', or 'Jin, look what sword that son of a bitch has!’”

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Taka: "Wait! I have an older sister!"

Mongol: "Not interested!"

Taka: "It's not an offer, it's a warning!"

Yuna [kicking down the door]: "I AM GONNA SLICE THE SHIT OUT OF EVERY LAST ONE OF YOU!"

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Lady Masako: "Ladies don't start fights, but they can finish them."

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Ryuzo’s Wi-fi name: “I can hear you having sex”

Jin and Yuna’s Wi-fi name: “We can hear you jerk off”

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Ooops, accidentally let the queue run out. I’ll work on slapping some more quotes in there ASAP. Kinda busy today, though, so it’ll probably happen tomorrow. Thanks for sticking around!

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Yuna: Ugh, there’s always that weak bitch in the group who isn’t down with murder from the shadows.

Yuna: *glares at Lord Shimura*

Lord Shimura: Well, sorry I have morals!

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Kenji: Jin likes to say ‘you can be part of the problem or part of the solution,’ but I happen to believe you can be both.

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Khotun Khan: Name?

Ryuzo: The Ronin Ryuzo

Khotun Khan: Sex?

Ryuzo: Frequently

Khotun Khan: No, male or female?

Ryuzo: Doesn’t matter

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Jin, texting: Uncle, you don't have to sign your name on texts.

Lord Shimura, texting: Dear nephew, suggestion noted. Sincerely, Lord Shimura

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Yuna: Jin found out he could sneakily put post-its on people's backs without them knowing

Yuna: But he doesn't know they should say things like 'kick me', so they all just have smiley faces on them

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Jin: Oh boy. Ever spill a bit of your sake and realize the thread you are hanging on by is quite thin?

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Yuriko: It's so nice to spend some time with you, young master!

Jin: Whatever, as long as you can make that poison extremely gruesome and deadly.

Yuriko: You're really killing the mood here, you know...

Jin: You're taking me to every graveyard in the neighbourhood, Yuriko! I'm ENHANCING the mood!

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Ryuzo: And I’d love to be sorry for that, but we all know I’ve done much, much worse.

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Yuna: Sometimes, rather than continue investing in something that doesn't work, it's best to star over from scratch.

Ryuzo: And that's why you have a younger brother.

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Kenji: So how long have you and Yuna been dating?

Jin: Who? No. What? That's... uh-uh. That's not- why would you- how did you know?

Kenji: You just seem really happy for the first time in a while.

Jin: Huh.

Kenji: I'm playing, man. I saw you guys making out in the stables last week. Congratulations, though.

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Jin: So I'm being hunted by the shogun and my father didn't really do well raising me.

Tenzo: Damn double homicide.

Jin: 🤬🤬🤬BITCH.

Tenzo: I'm Sorry.

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Kenji: Jin will never agree to this plan.

Yuna: Sure he will.

Kenji: He already refused three times.

Yuna: Okay watch a master at work.

Yuna, turning to Jin with puppy dog eyes: Can we -

Jin: Yes.