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Daxter: Jak doesn’t need to hear all of this. He’s a highly trained professional!

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Ashelin: Alright, have a crappy weekend! Hope your house burns down.

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Rayn: Alright already! What’s your point anyway?

Ashelin: I never had one. And that is driving you crazy, isn’t it?

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Erol: “I could fix him.”

Erol: Please don’t, it took a lot of work to fuck him up this bad.

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Daxter: Oh please! Anyone can have your issues, watch!!! *Immitating Torn.* Look at me, I’m Torn, please love me Ashelin!!!

Torn: …that’s a terrible impression.

Tess: But not inaccurate.

Torn: WHY ARE YOU STILL HERE?!?!

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Torn: Inner peace starts with just 4 words.

Torn: Not My Fucking Problem.

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Daxter: Isn't it weird that people kill mosquitoes just because they're annoying? Like, if people did that to other people I would've died years ago.

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Daxter: That’s one of my biggest fears. Like, if I woke up as a donut.

Jak: You’d eat yourself?

Daxter: I wouldn’t even question it.

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Keira: If I fall..

Jak: I’ll be there to catch you.

Tess: What if I fall?

Sig: Then I’ll fall with you, never leaving your side.

Daxter looks at Torn:

Daxter: And if I fall?

Torn: I’ll be the one who pushed you.

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Daxter at the KG Station: Hi, I’m here for Jak.

KG: Last name?

Daxter:

Daxter: You must be new here.

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Jak: “You should be the bigger person.” Absolutely not. I’m cursing his entire bloodline.

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Viger: Banishment is the funniest punishment I can think of. Just get out of here.

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Torn: Yesterday, I overheard Jak saying “Are you sure this is a good idea?” And the rat replied “Trust me.” And I have never moved from one room to another so quickly in my life.

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Sig: Huh, that was fun! Wanna go for a drink?

Jak: I’m 17.

Sig: Wait, seriously?

Sig: Damn, I was convinced you were 12.

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Keira: Why are you following me?

Jak: Because we’re friends now!

Keira: What about Daxter?

Jak: We’re a package deal.

Daxter: Buy one idiot, get one free.

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Jak: Go big or go home!

Sig, resigned: Cherry, I am begging you. For once in your life, go home. Please, just this once.

Jak:

Jak: I’m going big.

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Torn: Ottsels are without a doubt the least threatening creatures in all of Haven. Honestly, what could they do to me? They can’t even reach me.

Daxter: Say goodbye to your kneecaps motherfucker.