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Macavity: "I just really like lying. At this point I've forgotten it's seen as bad. I'll be lying about the most inconsequential things for no reason. It's a hobby to me."

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Pouncival: "I like to have fun and play and frolic."

Alonzo: "Right on, little dude. Live your best life."

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Victoria: "I love Plato so much, but I do sometimes get jumpscared seeing him because, like, that's some guy in my house. Very random. I don't think I'll get used to it."

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Munkustrap: "I sometimes wonder if my brothers also think of themselves as the only nornal one out of all of us? Unfortunately for them, seeing as I am the only normal one out of all of us."

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Rumpleteaser: "Do you trust me?"

Victoria: "Not at all, but continue all the same."

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Macavity: "I have never gotten up to anything more serious than idle mischief, I cannot for the life of me understand why I am being judged so harshly."

Munkustrap: "I can't tell if you actually believe that, expect me to believe that, or are just getting really good at lying to yourself."

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Munkustrap: "If I experience one more inconvenience today, I shall crumple like a soda can. So to avoid that, I am going to take a nap."

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Rumpleteaser: "I don't know why people keep calling what we do 'crimes'! It's literally fun."

Mungojerrie: "Literally just some fun."

Rumpleteaser: "Literally!'

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Rumpleteaser: "We are, if nothing else, very committed to the bit."

Mungojerrie: "However committed you're imagining, imagine it a little more."

Victoria: "Is that why you're literally never not in trouble?"

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Macavity: "Everyone used to call my work abominations against the very nature of the world but literally, like, who asked? They're my abominations and I'm having fun, thank you very much."

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Jemima: "Can you keep a secret?"

Etcetera: "Absolutely not, but I want to hear it anyways please and thank you."

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Jellyorum: "Don't you have any morals and decency?"

Grizabella: "I have a good coat. Does that count?"

Jellyorum: "At this point, sure, why not? I don't care anymore."

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Macavity: "I am a professional at what I do, and I do not care what anyone else might think of my work."

Mungojerrie: "You care what I think"

Macavity: "You greatly overestimate how much you actually exist in my mind."

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Macavity: "I know I might suck sometimes, but at least I'm not boring, so I have that going for me."

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Munkustrap: "I finally solved one issue and then immediately had another one to deal with."

Rum Tum Tugger: "Does it literally ever stop for you?"

Munkustrap: "No, not really. It's always just this."

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Rumpleteaser: "Why do you look like that?"

Tantomile: "I forgot the sun exists."

Rumpleteaser: "Yeah okay that explains more than it should."

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Alonzo: "How have I somehow made exclusively bad decisions today? They've literally all worked out for me, but none of these were good."