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Casandra: "I think all of my friends are perfectly mad. That doesn't mean I'm not terribly fond of them, but I am also correct for thinking this."

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Macavity: "I'll only ever admit to my crimes when they're funny."

Munkustrap: "That sounds like a terrible way to do things, but that doesn't surprise me at all."

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Rumpleteaser: "Naturally, you understand why this is a brilliant idea."

Victoria: "I think it's a terrible idea, but I also know you're going to do it anyways no matter what I say about it."

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Bombalurina: "First of all, I'm pretty enough to be this petty. Secondly, if you keep wearing that ugly coat I will start crying."

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Rum Tum Tugger: "I've already actioned, what do you mean I have to repercussion? That sounds false."

Quaxo, sarcastically: "God forbid anything you do comes back negatively. I couldn't imagine how awful that would be."

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Macavity: "Ew, why are you looking at me?"

Demeter: "You're literally in the only space I have in the entire world. Where else am I supposed to be looking? I'm not happy about it either."

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Bombalurina: "You would not believe the way they glared at me just because of what I was wearing! It wasn't as if I was wearing any bad! I was barely wearing anything at all. Which I realise now, in hindsight, probably was the problem."

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Mungojerrie: "My actions? Repercussing? Literally what the hell? That sucks, I didn't know they did that!"

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Cassandra: "I feel like I'm going to have to do the stupid here now, but fortunately I won't be doing it alone, so I can blame it on someone else".

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Macavity: "Do NOT interrupt me, I was clearing my throat for dramatic impact!"

Munkustrap: "Is the dramatic impact in the room with us right now?"

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Jennyanydots: "It's just me, the mice, and my thoughts. This is brilliant, this is great, this is... awful actually. I don't know why I did this."

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Plato: "So I might have done the stupid thing..."

Victoria: "Oh I'm sure you did, do I have to do something about it or are you just complaining?"

Plato: "The second one."

Victoria: "Brilliant, go ahead then!"

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Munkustrap: "If I ignore the scamper scurrying in the walls maybe I'll be able to have a nice evening. Obviously I won't be doing that since it means someone is up to something, but I can always pretend."

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Rumpleteaser: "I cannot believe my actions have repercussions? Ridiculous! Why did literally nobody tell me this ever?"

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Mungojerrie: "First of all, I did nothing wrong. Secondly, I'm correct about that. Third and lastly, don't listen to anyone who might be about to claim otherwise."

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Munkustrap: "I may be tired and overwhelmed, but I also just made a cup of tea. They aren't comparable, but I can manage the horrors a little better with tea."

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Rumpleteaser: "I am not sneaking and I am so quiet and subtle!"

Mungojerrie: "Stop monologuing about it then and maybe you will be."

Rumpleteaser: "You were louder than me!"