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Willow and Koharu sigh

Willow: Why are you angry

Koharu: Oblivious gays, you?

Willow: Same thing but with lesbians.

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Ash: You ever look at something that changes your life and you’re just like “huh.”

Gou, smiling: Yeah. I saw you.

Ash: Honestly that's so gay and sweet and it really makes this awkward because I was gonna show you a photo of a drawing of Pikachu as a cow.

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Gou, attempting to flirt: On a scale between 1 and 10, YOURE a 9 and I’m the only 1 you need.

Ash: ....

Ash, tearing up: You don’t think I’m a ten?

Gou: W-wait don’t cry!

Koharu in the background: You’re a terrible person.

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Reporter: Do you support the gay community?

Ash: I am gay. [runs to Gou to kiss him]

Reporter: HES DODGING THE QUESTION

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Gou: You’re stealing everything from me! First my heart then it’s my hoodies! What’s next?

Ash: How about your last name?

Gou: Oh I can just give that to you.

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Ash: Hey, I’m going to catch this super legendary Pokémon!

Gou: Alright, break a leg, I guess.

[An hour later in the hospital]

Gou: ITS A SAYING YOU IDIOT

Ash: DONT YELL AT ME IM IN PAIN

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Ash, trying to flirt: Damn girl

Gou, confused: Ash what are you doing-

Ash: You shit with that ass?

Gou: [gay flustered noises]

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Ash: I wasn’t that drunk

Gou: You were drawing highlighter all over my face and telling me how important I was to you.

Ash, crying: BUT YOU ARE

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Ash: I hate that girls look like girls and not- like I hate that girls don’t look like guys.

Koharu: Ash I think you’re gay.

Ash: I don’t- I have no-

Koharu: Yeah. You’re gay.

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Gou, texting: Can you call me?

Ash, texting back: Yeah I just have to find my phone.

Gou: Oh okay.

[5 minutes later]

Gou, exasperated: You’re killing me, Ash. You’re killing your boyfriend.

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Ash: We only have one way out of this

Ash: and it’s going to be by me kissing Gou to distract Team Rocket

Koharu: You don’t have to do that-

Gou: Shut up and let the man talk

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Gou: Our friendship goes beyond!

Ash: Your average kind of bond-

Gou: But not because we’re gay!

Ash: No not because we’re- [looks at Gou suspiciously]

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Gou, trying to flirt: How’s the most beautiful person in the world doing?

Ash, subconsciously: I don’t know how are you?

Gou, voice cracking: I’m fine...

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[Later in life]

Ash, drunk out of his mind: Wow, you’re pretty. We should get together.

Gou, holding up his hand: We’re engaged.

Ash, looking at his hands: O H M Y G O D

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Gou: I’m straight-

Ash:

Gou:

Gou: Well you learn something new everyday.

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Gou, to Ash: Bro if I was gay dude, I’d be obsessed with you.

Koharu: Aren’t you two-

Ash: Just, let him have his moment.

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Gou: Now I’m not gay, but if I was- [points to Ash] He’d be my man for sure.