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Taiju, texting Senku: [sends a voice message]

Senku, texting back: I’m a little busy, is it urgent?

Taiju: No, don’t worry, just listen later.

*later*

Senku: [presses play]

Taiju's voice message: THERE’S A FIRE-

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*The Squad is playing Chess*

Senku: [easily beats everyone because he knows how to play]

Tsukasa: [doesn’t know the rules, but wins anyway]

Ginro: [doesn’t know the rules, and loses]

Gen: [knows the rules, but still loses to those who don’t]

Ryusui: Actually, you can’t do that, because I said so.

Chrome: They named a board game after cheese?

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Tsukasa: Tired of just deserving better. Gonna start taking it by force

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Tsukasa: I fell—

Ryusui: From heaven?

Tsukasa: No, I literally fell—

Ryusui: In love with me the moment you saw me?

Tsukasa: MY ARM IS BROKEN!

Ryusui: Okay, but do you think I'm pretty? Be honest.

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Hyoga: Do you think you’d actually notice if someone didn’t cast a shadow? Or if their limbs were just slightly too long? Or if they had just a little too many teeth? like how many times have you passed Something on the street and you just didn’t Notice It?

Yo: Stay woke monsterfuckers your love is out there!!!!!

Hyoga: ...Y’know what? Not my point at all in any way whatsoever, but I’m glad I could be an inspiration.

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Xeno: Tonight, one of you will betray us.

Brody: Is it me, Xeno?

Xeno: No, it’s not you.

Charlotte: Is it me, Xeno?

Xeno: It’s not you either.

Luna: Is it me, Xeno?

Xeno:

Xeno, mockingly: Is IT mE XeNo?

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Gen: What’s something you guys are better than Senku at?

Taiju: Mario Kart.

Yuzuriha: Yeah, video games.

Chrome: Emotional vulnerability.

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Sai: Bitches be like “im baby” but have childhood trauma and neglect. Like wtf do you know about being baby. You were forced to grow up from an early age. Anyways, I’m bitches.

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Tsukasa: Dear Diary, my teen angst bullshit has a body count.

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Young!Senku, messaging Xeno: My dad noticed only today that he can label his email inboxes, but he took apart his entire laptop two weeks ago.

Xeno: This reminds me of my coworker who couldn’t turn on the coffee maker, but remembers the 500 digits of pi.

Young!Senku: I have delightful news for you.

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Senku: The old man just insisted he and I remember a code word in case we’re ever confronted by the other's clone or a cyborg doppelganger and we’re not sure which is the real us and which is the imposter.

Senku: Some families have a fire escape plan, but not us.

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Ginro: Do you ever feel bugs on you when really there’s nothing there?

Kohaku: Those are the ghosts of the bugs you killed before.

Ginro:

Ginro: [sobs]

Kinro: [glares at Kohaku]

Kohaku: [completely unbothered]

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Chrome: What would Senku think?

Gen: Ok, that’s an interesting thought, but hear me out: what if… we ran an experiment where we spent the rest of our lives finding out what happened if we never told him?

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Chrome: I am an expert at identifying birds.

Senku: Okay, what about those ones flying over there?

Chrome: Yeah, they're all birds.

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Nikki, officiating Yuzuriha and Taiju’s wedding: Today, two families are becoming one.

Kohaku, in an ominous voice: Two families enter, one family leaves.

Ginro: That sounds so threatening…

Ryusui: The Wedding Games…

Luna: May the bouquet toss be ever in your favor.

Chelsea: Beautiful.

Nikki: Fuck all of you!

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Senku: No offense but I’m kinda glad we only live once because I cannot do this shit again.

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Senku: i'm literally going to fight god gen watch me watch me watch me watchmewatchme

Gen: Please drink some water. This is your 7th cup of coffee in the last two hours.