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Ahim: Is Gai going to be okay?!

Luka: Aside from being living proof that humans are doomed as a species, he's fine.

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Yamato: Are you drinking enough water?

Misao: Sometimes my tears get in my mouth.

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Raptor 283: Who wants to beta-read my series of novels written in sparkly gel pen?

Spada: Your what???

Raptor 283: I call it “glitterature.”

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Tokatti: Isn’t it weird that we pay money to see other people?

Right: Planes?

Mio: Concerts?

Kagura: Movies?

Hikari: Prostitution?

Tokatti: *holding broken glasses frames* glasses

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Kinji: I'm not really feeling like my usual tits out cowboy aesthetic self today.

Nagi: Sending vibes.

Kinji: Are they good vibes?

Nagi: They're vibes. Take what you can get.

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Nossan: So, uh, I kind of have a little bit of a crush on Candelila.

Ian: "Little" is subjective.

Amy: Totally get the crush thing. Don't quite get the Candelila thing.

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Naga Rei: I don’t think we can mansplain, manipulate or malewife our way out of it this time

Balance, pulling out a gun: Manslaughter it is

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Kairi: You can’t get arrested if you file a restraining order against every single police officer.

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Marvelous: My moral alignment is chaotic lawful.

Gai: ...

Gai: What the fuck is that supposed to mean?

Joe: He has a strict moral code but nobody can figure out what the hell it is.

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Raptor 283: This is your plan? Really?

Balance: Please. I don’t plan. I scheme.

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Gai: You know, not every problem can be solved with a sword.

Joe: That’s why I carry 2 swords.

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Gai: Wanna hang out? When are you free?

Luka: I'm never free, ¥50,000 per hang out.

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Hammie: Are you talking to yourself?

Raptor 283: Yes.

Raptor 283: It's the only way I can have an intelligent conversation on this ship.

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Champ: To make an omelette, you have to break a few legs.

Spada: Wait that’s not how it–

Champ: *Cracks knuckles*

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Misao, singing softly under his breath in a shaky voice: It's a men-tal break-down.

Leo: [plays off-key kazoo]

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Luka: I know this is random, but dom or sub?

Captain Marvelous: I guess Domino's. I don't go to Subway that much. Don't see why you'd put them in the same category.

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Naga Rei, whispering: Please, Balance, no one knows we're dating.

Hammie, passing by: Yes we do!