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Chat Noir: *Flexes one less-than impressive bicep*

Chat Noir: Oh man, that’s beautiful. Heh!

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What makes me a good Ladybug? If I were an bad Ladybug, I wouldn't be sitting here, discussing it with you, now would I?!

Ladybug

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Alya: Go on girl, tell Adrien that he’s cute. I mean, what’s the worse the could happen

Marinette: He could hear me!

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I'm popular and you're not so I win.

Chloé Bourgeois

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Chloé! Good to see you. But if you're here, who's guarding hades?

Marinette

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Ladybug [about kissing chat noir]: Somebody’s gotta do it

Dark Cupid: Literally no one has to do it.

Ladybug: Somebody’s gotta do it man.

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Chat Noir: So, Ladybug, tell me about Nathaniel. What’s that dude all about?

Ladybug: Well, we’ve been going out for about a year.

Chat Noir: Mhmm, and it’s going well?

Ladybug: Yeah, yeah. I mean, every relationship has it’s ups and downs, but…

Chat Noir: Right. I’ve heard that. And he’s a nice guy.

Ladybug: Oh, yeah. I mean, he’s really artistic. He’s actually in art school right now.

Chat Noir: Right, totally. You guys should break up.

Ladybug: What?

Chat Noir: Nothing. Hey, Fu’s back!

Fu: You guys, the bathroom here is nuts!

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Nino: I need to get my glasses fixed.

Alya: What’s wrong?

Nino: The screw keeps falling out.

Marinette: I saw a tiny glasses fixing not at the store.

Adrien: Wait. So the screw in your glasses keeps falling out?
Nino: Yeah.

Adrien:*all serious* So your telling me your glasses are screwing around with you.

Everybody: …

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Ladybug: We won!

Chat: I dunno, did we win? What is winning? When you really think about it?

Ladybug: ?

Chat: …But we keep fighting, TO FIND THAT ANSWER!

Ladybug: OH GOD, SHU–

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Have you ever noticed how irritatingly funny your puns are? Because I have.

Ladybug to Chat Noir

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Ladybug: Okay, and why, exactly, would you want Hawkmoth defeated?

Volpina: It’s called… survival. But I forgot, you two at best are functional morons.

Chat Noir: Hey, you’re functioning… morons… um, moron…

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Marinette: Don’t say that. Tell me we’ll do this together and it’s going to be great.

Alya: We’ll do this together, and it’s going to be great.

Marinette: LIAR!

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Ladybug: [comes downstairs, greets Fu] Master.

Fu: Ladybug.

Wayzz: Kwami.

[Ladybug sees Chat Noir]

Chat Noir: [points at Ladybug] YOU!

Ladybug: [points at Chat Noir] YOU!

Chat Noir: Ladybug!

Ladybug: Youu!

Chat Noir: [points at himself] …Chat Noir.

Ladybug: [snaps fingers] Yes!

Fu: Is that a friend, LB?

Ladybug: In the loose sense of the word, sure.

Fu: …It’s OK to have standards, you know.

Ladybug: Not in this town.

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Accident Identity Reveal

Adrien: Hey Marinette, what are you doing?

Marinette: Talking to friends in a chatroom.

Adrien: Huh, I never knew they had special rooms for me.

Marinette: What?

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Chloé: Sabrina, tell Marinette where she can stick her grapes.

Sabrina: In the fridge!

Chloé: No Sabrina. The butt. In her butt

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Marinette: Where you gonna sleep?

Tiki: I don’t sleep.

Marinette: Well, I need my few hours, so …

Tiki: I’ll watch over you.

Marinette: That’s not gonna happen

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Chat Noir: Hold up. Are you the new Ladybug?

Ladybug: You shut your mouth.

Antibug: Yes.

Ladybug: You shut your mouth!