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*dusts off mic* anyone still here?

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Wu: Start your year off right.

Wu: On December 31st at 9:15 PM, get under your covers and fall asleep.

Wu: Midnight will pass as you are deep in a peaceful slumber, and your first encounter with the new year will be waking up well-rested to a morning basked in sunlight and a day that's yours for the taking.

Corrin: No I am going to do coke.

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Corrin: These six days between Christmas and New Year’s is the only time you should strive to do absolutely fucking nothing.

Corrin: Make zero progress.

Corrin: Take all the time off.

Corrin: Go on a vacation from your vacation.

Corrin: Be the least impressive version of yourself.

Corrin: Transform into a couch.

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sorry for the inactivity folks. work has been so crazy the past couple months that i haven’t had the time to fill up my queue. hoping i’ll be able to after the holiday season passes.

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Wukong: Why are you really here, Cory?

Wukong: Did you miss me?

Corrin: Like food poisoning.

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Corrin: Do you think we spend too much time together?

Wukong: Is this a test?

Wukong: I feel like this is a test.

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Corrin: You love not being nice to people.

Morro: I don’t love it, I’m just really good at it.

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Aaron: Who the fuck hurt you?

Corrin: Me bro, I overthink.

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Corrin: This can’t get any worse, can it?

Wukong: Sure it can!

Wukong: Just give me a minute.

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Corrin: Why would you think any of this was a good idea?

Wukong: Probably because I’m a dangerous sociopath with a long history of violence.

Corrin: …

Wukong: I don’t know how you keep forgetting this.

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Vendel: At first I thought you were foolish and incompetent.

Corrin: My apologies for whatever misstep I may have taken to dispel that impression.

Corrin: It was an honest mistake, I swear.

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Corrin: You're violent.

Wukong: Yeah, but I'm also adorable.

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Corrin: You have issues.

Wukong: You noticed 🥺❤️

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Wukong: People die when they're 50?!

Corrin: I don't know, something like that?

Wukong: What's even the point of being born?!

Corrin: Exactly!

Wukong: Are you about to die?!

Corrin: ...

Corrin: I'm not 50!

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Wukong: And I will kill anyone who gets in our way!

Sanzang: Will not kill anyone!

Wukong: Kill a few people.

Sanzang: Kill no people.

Wukong: Kill one guy.

Wukong: Kill one stupid guy no one loves.

Corrin: Now you’re just making it sad.

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Corrin: I'm hurt

Tippy: What had happened

Corrin: I was short

Tippy: ???

Corrin: I mean I was shot by gun

Tippy: Oh my god go to the hospital

Corrin: Already there

Tippy: Why are you on Grindr

Corrin: I'm looking for long-term relationship

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Jay: Can I try rizzing you up?

Corrin: Sure, lol

Jay: PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE-