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Casey: *leaving the movie theater* I'm merely stating that given that the film was based on a Jules Verne novel, they could pay at least cursory attention to scientific plausibility. Kira: I believe it's meant for children, Casey. Casey: Precisely. You wouldn't want them to go through life with a distorted understanding of physics.

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I don't know exactly what happened, but I'm glad it's all over.

Larry

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One of my favorite things to do is saying some extremely ridiculous and corny things in front of Kira and watching her go through the five stages of grief as she realizes she's still madly in love with me.

Jericho

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Mr. Cooper: I hate bills. Loopy: Like, ones you have to pay, or people named William?

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Even baddies get saddies.

Daemona

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Sam: DAEMONA! WHY THE DRUGS? WHY DIDN’T YOU COME TALK TO ME?! Daemona: Dad this is fucking ibuprofen.

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No more stress thanks, I’m full.

Larry

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The world is in danger of total collapse. Fun fact! Mathematically, it’s equally likely to either im- or explode.

Casey

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Ah, the scientific method! Step one: Fuck around. Step two: Find out. Step three: Record your results. Step four: Confirm, or fuck around again.

Loopy

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Mary: Why do you do it? Willard: Power.

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Daemona: You up for a little reconnaissance? Jericho: You mean where we all sculpt and paint and stuff? Daemona: No, that was the Renaissance.

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Jericho: *flipping through a book* Where is he? Casey: Where's who? Jericho: Waldo! He's nowhere in this book! Casey: That's not a Where's Waldo book. Jericho: Well, how do you know? Maybe you just haven't found him yet. Casey: He's not in every book. Jericho: Really? Well that's a few years of my life I'll be needing back.

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I need to retire and I'm only 12.

Larry

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Just because it’s the end of the world doesn’t mean I shouldn’t look my best!

Kira, during a major catastrophe

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Eugh! Those things look straight out of the creature shop from some low-to-no budget horror film.

Kira

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No retractable claws, no opposable toes, no prehensile tail, no compound eyes, no fangs, no wings...*sigh*.

Loopy

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Kira: The Book of the Dead? Are you sure you want to be playing around with this thing? Daemona: It's just a book. No harm ever came from reading a book.