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*Larry and his friends are at the mall* Mrs. Cooper: Time to head home, cowboy! Larry: *through his teeth* MOM! I'm 12!! I told you not to call me that anymore! *in the car* Larry, with his head on Mrs. Cooper's shoulder: ...In public.

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Larry: I'M TWELVE YEARS OLD, OKAY?! I CAN TAKE CARE OF MYSELF! Larry: JUST DO ME A FAVOR AND STAY OUT OF MY LIFE! *slams bedroom door* Larry: Larry, to Mrs. Cooper: But first could you drive me to school?

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Loopy: Guys, we just caught a serial killer! I've wanted this since I was four years old! Larry: That's troubling.

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Life would be so much better if bills didn't exist.

Mr. Cooper

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Life would be sooo good without my curse.

Navarro

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Loopy: Hey Larry? Larry: Yes? Loopy: If adults grow from children, and only adults have children, who had the first child? Larry: ...............

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Navarro: Drink your school, stay in sleep, don’t do milk, and get eight hours of drugs. Jericho, saluting: Yes, sir!

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I'm reaching my fucking limmies, bro. I'm almost at my limmies.

Daemona

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Loopy: *rises out of a bathtub overflowing with bubbles* Loopy: Welcome to Bath and Body Works.

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You know what "fine" stands for? Fucked up, insecure, needy, and emotional.

Larry

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I'm all for a bit of normality after a day like today.

Larry

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Jericho, to Casey: If you get scared you can always hide behind me. Jericho: I'll be hiding behind Kira.

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Kira: Are you crazy? Daemona: To survive a mad world, one must embrace the madness. Kira: So...is that a yes?

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I don’t hold out much hope for Jericho. He has many excellent qualities, but thinking is not one of them.

Kira

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Kira: Do you always have to spit out some one liner when you take down one of these monsters? Daemona: It's part of my charm.

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Daemona: Everybody, I got bad news - we've been canceled. Casey: Oh no, Daemona, how could they do that? Daemona: Well, unfortunately, Casey, there's just no more room on the schedule. We've just got to accept the fact that The WB has to make room for terrific shows such as Loonatics Unleashed, Shaggy & Scooby Doo Get A Clue, Da Boom Crew, Will & Dewitt, Coconut Fred's Fruit Salad Island, and Skunk Fu!. Kira: Is there no hope? Daemona: Well, I suppose if all those shows go down the tubes, we might have a shot.

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Daemona: *to Casey* We could go to a bookstore. I’ll watch you browse for six or seven hours.