#source: family guy

[petitprincess1]

Lucifer: Now. Do you or do you not feel bonita?

Sinner Adam, wearing a fitted robe: *long sigh* ...I feel bonita.

Lucifer, grinning genuinely: Wonderful! Because you look bonita!

[incorrectquotesmcu]

Natasha: I swear, sometimes I feel like I’m married to a child.

Y/N: You better watch who you’re calling a child, Natasha. Because if I’m a child then you know what that makes you? A pedophile. And I’ll be damned if I’m going to stand here and be lectured by a pervert.

[bruhseidon]

Jason: I swear, sometimes I feel like I’m married to a child.

Y/N: You better watch who you’re calling a child, Jason. Because if I’m a child then you know what that makes you? A pedophile. And I’ll be damned if I’m going to stand here and be lectured by a pervert.

[book-place-incorrect-quotes]

Bucky: *trying to pull Y/N up from the side of a cliff she fell off of* Y/N, I can’t hang on!

Y/N: Pretend I’m your teammate, Bucky!

Bucky: *loosens his grip*

Y/N: NOT PETER- NOT PETER

[teenwolf-incorrectquotes]

Scott: Woah! You managed to escape the Hale house? That must have taken some serious cunning! Stiles: It certainly did! -----[earlier]----- Stiles: Can I go outside? Derek: Okay, but be safe, it's getting dark. Call me when you're home. Stiles: Okay! [walks out the front door]

[iamfandomtrashandimproud]

Y/N: Mikey, we need to talk.

Mikey: 🙂?

Y/N: I think this relationship is-

Mikey: If you leave me, I'll kill myself 🙂

Y/N:...🤐

Mikey: *cuddles Y/N* I love us ❤️🥰

[incorrect-tmnt2012-quotes]

Mikey, waking up from a coma: W-What happened? Donnie, holding up a book: This should explain everything. Mikey, reading the book's title: "A Farewell To Arms"? Mikey: I fell in love with a nurse during World War I?! Donnie: No, no. Just the title. It's- There's no way you've read that.

[stifledcreativity]

Remus, lying in a hospital bed: What happened?

Logan, holding a book: This should explain everything.

Remus: “A Farewell to Arms” *GASP* I fell in love with a nurse during World War I?!?

Logan: No, no, just the title, it’s-

Logan: There’s no way you’ve read that.

[thealtoduck]

More of BatCat!Bro being from the East End:

*Breakfast the day after Tim took down a drugring*

Tim: Hey, you know what Comissioner Gordon said the street value of that cocaine would’ve been?

BatCat!Bro: Huh, let’s see 4 and a half kilos uncut, nicaraguan… uh, 1,7 mill? That area?

*Everyone at the table turns to BatCat!Bro completely puzzled (except Jason because he knew too)*

Tim, in a concerned tone: …Uh, yeah. That’s… That’s… That’s right.

[ede917]

Vaggie: You are so beautiful.

Charlie: It's only because I'm so in love.

Vaggie: No It's because I'm so in love with you.

Hazbins: Jesus fucking Christ kill us now!

Adam: This fight was cute and all but it's time to die!

Lucifer: Hey Adam, hi. Lucifer Morningstar, Charlie's father. Say can you do me a favor? You see that hotel there? *proceeds to absolutely fucking DOMINATE*

Lute: Wait. Give me a minute with her, I've got an idea.

Adam: The floor is yours.

Lute: So Miss Vagatha-

Vaggie: Not my name.

Lute: This alleged affair with the Younger Seraphim has been going on for how long now?

Vaggie: Two years.

Lute: And her name is?

Vaggie: Emily.

Lute: And your girlfriend's name is?

Vaggie: Charlie.

*GASPS*

Vaggie: *choking* I'm sorry I misheard you I thought you said best friend.

Vaggie: *clears throat* Charlie is my best friend.

Charlie: Bastard! You lying bastard! That's it! I'm not covering for you anymore! Peoples! I have a big announcement! This woman is Gay And Salvadorian!

*CHEERS*

Sera watching all this from the Judges seat: What in Heaven's name is happening right now?!

[tf2incorrectquotes]

The following conversation is in russian:

Heavy: *takes a deep breath* Mom, sisters, I really like Doctor Ludwig.

Mama Heavy: *sweetly* Well, why not, Misha? Doctor Ludwig is a very nice boy.

Heavy: *more insistantly* No, mom, I mean I really like him.

Zhanna: *bluntly* We heard you the first time, Misha. You have a homosexual attraction to Fritz.

[incorrect-malfoys]

Narcissa, trying to pull Lucius up from the side of a cliff: Lucius you’re too heavy, I can’t hang on!

Lucius: Pretend I’m your sister!

*Narcissa’s grip loosens*

Lucius: NOT BELLA NOT BELLA

[incorrectquotesmcu]

Pepper: I swear, sometimes I feel like I’m married to a child.

Tony: You better watch who you’re calling a child, Pepper. Because if I’m a child then you know what that makes you? A pedophile. And I’ll be damned if I’m going to stand here and be lectured by a pervert.

[bruhseidon]

Y/N: Jay, we need to talk. I think this relationship has—

Jason: If you leave me, I will kill myself.

Y/N: [sighs in defeat and pats his hand]

[book-place-incorrect-quotes]

Toddler!Y/N: Do you or do you not feel Bonita?

Bruce: *sighs in tired dad; his nails all painted different color and makeup that makes him look like a clown smeared on his face* I feel Bonita.

Y/N: *clapping excitedly at her work* Wonderful! Because you look Bonita!

[teenwolf-incorrectquotes]

[the pack has been captured by Gerard] Stiles: Well. Since we're all gonna die, there's one more secret I want to share with you. Stiles: I did not care for The Godfather. Boyd: What?! Stiles: Didn't care for it. Lydia: How can you even say that? Stiles: I just didn't like it. Isaac: Stiles, it's so good-- Stiles: --didn't like it-- Isaac: --it's like the perfect movie! Stiles: This is what everyone says. Whenever, I bring it up, they're always like, "oh--" Erica: Robert De Niro! Al Pacino! I mean, Robert Duvall! Stiles: I know, listen, fine actor, fine actor, but I did not like the movie. Derek: Why not? Stiles: I did not-- I couldn't get into it. Derek: Explain yourself. What didn't you like about it. Stiles: It-- it insists upon itself, Derek. Lydia: What? What does that even mean? Stiles: It insists upon itself. Isaac: Because it has a valid point to make! It's insisting something important! Stiles: It takes forever getting in, and you spend, like, six and a half hours, and then, you know, I can't even finish the movies. I've never even finished the movie. Boyd: You've never seen the ending?! Kira: How can you say you don't like it if you haven't even given it a chance? Erica: I agree with Kira, it's not really fair. Isaac: Outrageous. Stiles: I have tried on three separate occasions to get through it, and I get to the scene where all the guys are sitting around on their easy chairs-- Lydia: Yeah, it's a great scene, I love that scene. Stiles: But it's not a great scene! Boyd: It's been noted in every annal. Stiles: I have no idea what they're talking about, it's like they're speaking a different language, that's when I lose interest. Derek: You know what, Stiles-- Isaac: THEY'RE SPEAKING ITALIAN! Derek: --the language they're speaking is a language of subtlety, something you don't understand.