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Keeho, watching the news: Someone tried to fight a squid at the aquarium today! Intak, walking in covered with ink: Well, maybe the squid was being a dick

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Jongseob: Petition to remove the 'd' from Wednesday Soul: Wednesay Jongseob: Not what I had in mind, but I'm flexible

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Soul: It’s dark in here Jongseob: Don’t worry dude I got this Jongseob: [Stomps his feet] Jongseob: [Skechers light up]

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Soul: Are you an ‘arr’ pirate, or a ‘yo ho ho’ pirate? Jiung: I’m a ‘I’m not paying $600 for Photoshop��� pirate

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Jongseob: I can explain Theo: Can you? Jongseob: If you give me thirty seconds to think of a lie

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Cop: You’re receiving a ticket for having three people on one motorcycle. Jongseob: Shit. Theo: Wait, three? Cop: Yeah? Intak: OH MY GOD SOUL FELL OFF!!!

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Theo, talking to Intak on the phone: Did you preheat the oven like I told you to? Intak: You bet! Theo: At what temperature? Intak: 535 Theo: That's the clock Intak: Theo: Intak: 536

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Theo: Let me show you a picture from last night that really upset me Intak: Okay, but in my defense, Jongseob bet me 50 cents I couldn’t drink all that shampoo Theo: That’s not what I wanted to- you drank SHAMPOO?!

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Keeho: Here's some advice Jiung: I didn't ask for any Keeho: Too bad. I'm stuck here with my thoughts and you're the only one who talks to me

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Jiung: Shota… Why did you draw a pentagram on the floor? Soul: Your text told me to satanize the house before you returned Jiung: Jiung: I wrote sanitize, Shota

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Keeho: You really put aside everything and came all this way for me? How did you even get here so fast? Theo: Several traffic violations. Intak: Three counts of resisting arrest. Jongseob: Roughly thirteen cans of energy drinks. Jiung: Also, that’s not our car.

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Jiung: BEHOLD, the field in which I grow my fucks! Lay thine eyes upon it, and thou shalt see that it is barren!

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Intak: Bad things keep happening to me, like I have bad luck or something Jiung: Intak, you don't have bad luck. The reason bad things happen to you is because you're a dumbass

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Keeho: So that’s my plan Jiung: Are you alright with constructive criticism? I don’t want to sound mean Keeho: No, go ahead, I want to hear it Jiung: It fucking sucks Keeho: That’s not constructive criticism

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Jongseob: I think I'm having a mid-life crisis Keeho: You're like 15 years old Jongseob: I MIGHT DIE AT 30!

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Keeho: Jiung is mad at me, and I'm not sure why Jongseob: Okay, did you talk before he got upset? Keeho: ...Yes? Jongseob: That's probably it

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Keeho: I was put on this earth to do one thing Keeho: Luckily I forgot what it was so I can do whatever I want