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incorrectmythicalmewmew · 3 years ago
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I have just met you, and I love you.
Quiche at Ichigo
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incorrectmythicalmewmew · 3 years ago
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Ichijiku: I’m dignified!
Yuzu: You burst into tears every 3...2...1...
Ichijiku, tearing up: Stop exaggerating!!
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incorrectmythicalmewmew · 3 years ago
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Bun: Suguri, why do humans sleep with their teeth under their pillows?
Suguri: So a magical entity will buy our bones.
Bun:
Bun: WHAT?
Suguri: I’m kidding! That’s just the narrative they tell us so our parents can buy our bones.
Bun: That is not! Less weird!
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incorrectmythicalmewmew · 3 years ago
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Ichijiku: I’m a lesbiab.
Ichijiku: Lesbiem.
Ichijiku: Less bien.
Keke: It’s okay, take your time.
Ichijiku: Girls.
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incorrectmythicalmewmew · 3 years ago
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Suguri: What’s the word for when hands are bisexual?
Nashi: You mean ambidextrous?
Suguri: Yeah, that.
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incorrectmythicalmewmew · 3 years ago
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Castella: What the hell are you doing?
Flan, lying on the couch with a full-length mirror on her lap: I am doing my eyebrows.
Castella: That’s a big-ass mirror.
Flan: I have big-ass eyebrows!
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incorrectmythicalmewmew · 3 years ago
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Sumida: Take your anxiety meds with Red Bull to create SlowFast, the hot new emotion teens are raving about!
Sumida: SlowFast™️: It Feels Incredibly Bad
Ame: Wouldn’t they just cancel each other out?
Sumida: No. They are both working so very much and I can’t stop it.
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incorrectmythicalmewmew · 3 years ago
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Ame: It’s just that you can be a bit judgmental sometimes.
Kyoho: What a stupid thing to say. Name one time when I’ve been judgmental.
Ame:
Kyoho:
Kyoho: Oh, I see. Mere seconds ago.
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incorrectmythicalmewmew · 3 years ago
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Ame: It costs $0 to just keep rude comments to yourself.
Suguri: It also costs $0 to say them out loud, so I’m good.
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incorrectmythicalmewmew · 3 years ago
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One time, I ate about 150 jalapeños in under 2 minutes. Everyone at the hospital was so impressed.
Suguri
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incorrectmythicalmewmew · 3 years ago
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I am DISGUSTED, I am REVOLTED, I dedicate my entire life to our lord and savior Deep Blue, and this is the thanks I get?
Castella, climbing into a washing machine
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incorrectmythicalmewmew · 3 years ago
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Top ten Applebee’s I’ve been arrested in rated by how good the floor was for doing the worm.
Suguri
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incorrectmythicalmewmew · 3 years ago
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Yuzu, looking up: So, he broke up with me.
Mikan: Why are you looking up?
Yuzu: I need to cry, but my foundation was 48 dollars!
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incorrectmythicalmewmew · 3 years ago
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Ichijiku: I finished all of my homework!
Kyoho: Can I see?
Ichijiku: No.
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incorrectmythicalmewmew · 3 years ago
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Ichijiku: Hey, before you guys leave, do you want to see some art?
Yuzu: I’ve already looked in the mirror once today, so I’m good.
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incorrectmythicalmewmew · 3 years ago
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You call it a near death experience, I call it a vibe check from the gods.
Suguri
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