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Thomas: Go fuck yourself. Dan, smugly: Sure, but only if you watch.

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MC: Richy… I’m bleeding… Richy: Oh god… what’s your blood type?! MC: B positive… Richy: I’m trying to but you’re bleeding-

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Hannah: You know, sometimes dandelions remind me of MC. Jessy: Aww, is it because they’re like a little sunshine, spreading light and hope everywhere? Hannah: What? Gross, no, it’s because they’re like a weed that you can’t get rid of!

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Dan: It'll be fun.

Dan: We'll make a day of it.

Dan: Come on you punk bitch.

MC: I can't believe I have to say this but...

MC: I don't have time to get tested for STIs with you tomorrow.

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Jessy: MC said I was their second favourite person, and I was bummed, but then they said Lilly is third. They have no favorite person. They’re holding the position open. MC, from far away: Little does she know Jake's my favourite.

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MC: To be honest, I'm kinda pissed that I'm not asleep in bed next to the love of my life in a cottage with no obligations other than watering my vegetable garden.

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Jake: Protip is you do not feel good about yourself after eating tomato sauce on iceberg lettuce. Phil: What's wrong with you?? Jake: I literally JUST said I ate tomato sauce on iceberg lettuce?? Pay attention. MC: No, he means other than that. Jake: Ohhhhhh. Jake: I haven't slept in 4 days.

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MC: Thomas, fuck off. MC: And by "fuck off" I mean "fuck off right back here and listen", you insufferable prick.

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Dan: New year, new me. Lilly: Bitch, it’s August. Dan: Time is an illusion.

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Cleo: What do we say when making bread? Richy, glumly: That's the dough rising. Cleo: And what do we NOT say? MC, sadly: That's the yeast fucking.

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Cleo: MC… MC: I can tell by the tone of your voice that you are disappointed. Alas, I must further disappoint you by affirming how little I give a fuck.

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Lilly: Would you rather have 30 million dollars or 30 million loyal friends? Jake: The fuck am I going to do with 30 million friends?

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Thomas, flirting: You should be addicted to shutting the fuck up.

Dan, also flirting: You wanna fuck me so bad it makes you look stupid.

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Lilly: Where have you been all day? Dan: Oh, just dealing with things way beyond my maturity level.

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Richy as a child: I can’t wait to grow up and have cool adventures! Richy now: I can’t wait to go to bed.

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Lilly: Are you busy? Jake: No. Lilly: Want to do something? Jake: Why would you try to ruin this for me?

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Dan: Why are you guys acting like this? MC: Oh, we're not acting. Jake: We really are like this.