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Juno: How do you predict where your grenades are going to land? How do you do it?

Junkrat: I kinda close my eyes and the angle pops into my brain

Symmetra: It’s called having an idea, Jamison.

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Soldier 76: You know, now I kinda of regret not going to college.

Venture: You regret not going to college? Come on. It’s not like you ended up joining the military.

Soldier 76: …

Venture: Oh, wait.

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Mercy: No, no no, I know when I’m being lied to Niran.

Liveweaver: Angela-

Mercy: It’s like when I look at myself in the mirror and say, “it’s going to be okay”.

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Sombra: Hana, listen carefully. Life is a journey.

D.va: …

D.va: Uh-huh…?

Sombra: That’s all I got. I don’t have advice, I’m a criminal.

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D.va: Are you fighting the urge to make out with me me right now?

Genji: Not really, I’m really into this pizza tho.

Genji: Awe they burnt my fucking cookie! Assholes...

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Reaper (straining while free climbing):

Ana: Come on! Use those muscles you’ve worked so hard for!

Soldier (whispering): he stoped working out a week ago

Ana: Why did you stop working out?!

Reaper: I WAS SAD, OKAY?!

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Genji (quarantined at the OW base): It’s always how fat is your ass and never how is your fat ass, I’m tired and I hate it here!

Soldier: Go. away.

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Junkrat: Whos Jesus to call me lazy, he couldn’t even write a book, he had to have four twinks write it for him!

Roadhog (sighs):

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Lucio: Hana are you going to finish that burrito? What that mouth do girl

D.va (laughs): Fucking complain

Lucio (wheeze laughing):

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Ashe: Angela, what was your first impression of me?

Mercy: I thought you wore too much makeup and were a slut

Ashe: ...

Mercy (walking away): I was wrong, you don’t ware to much makeup!

Ashe (pulls out her gun):

B.O.B (lowers it):

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Reaper: So you’re telling me that if your friends jumped off a bridge, you’d do it too?

Genji: Bold of you to assume that I’m not the friend jumping of the bridge

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Mercy: there’s a common occurrence in the news

McCree: you know what else is a common occurrence?

Mercy: Wh-

McCree: wanting to drop dead.

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Mercy (hair in a bun): you can’t tell me I don’t look like tinker bell, like she’d been through something, like oppression and stuff...

Mercy (slight gasp): A gay tinker bell...

Mercy (louder gasp): TWINKER BELL

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Lucio: Hey cutie

D.va: Don’t do that

D.va: That’s ugly

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Sombra (in the bathroom): babe?

Widowmaker (showering): Yeah?

Sombra: can we talk?

Widowmaker: Yeah, what’s wrong?

Sombra (getting in the shower, fully clothed): so anyways-

Widowmaker: OLIVIA!

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Soldier: Some idiot tried to fight a squid at the aquarium.

Reaper: maybe that squid was being a DICK

Soldier: ...

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Sombra: it was so weird! I can’t even explain it!

Widowmaker: Oli-

Sombra: He was shooting heroine in the front seat of the car!

Widowmaker: HE HAS DIABETES OLIVIA!