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Mischief: oh, just so you know, it’s super muggy outside.

Sanctuary: Mischief, i swear if i step outside and all my mugs are on the front lawn..

Mischief: *sips coffee from a bowl*

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Mischief: sorry uhh you’re breaking up cckrrhc

Language: there’s no static on the psychic link !!!

Mischief: ah fu-

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how to flirt with sanctuary:

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They hate me for my girlish whimsy and the cannibalism

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SUGAR & SPICE:

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Language, about Sanctuary: ahh, that’s why she’s behaved so poorly these last five minutes.

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Imagination:

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Language: i’m sorry if i said you were dumb,, maybe i meant you’re stupid. idk.

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Imagination: I'd like everybody to take a moment and think back to a time they did something stupid, how they were treated, and how they wish they were treated.

Language: what did you do?

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Imagination: which way did Mischief go?

Language: well based on the direction of the wind, the shattered vase in the corner, and the trail of candy wrappers, i’d guess they went *dramatic pause* that way, tripped, then circled back and went left.

Imagination: woah you could really figure all that out from a few candy wrappers??

Language: no you idiot, i saw the whole thing.

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Mischief: hey guys, welcome back to my asmr channel *starts lawnmower*

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Mischief: I trust Imagination.

Language: You think he knows what he’s doing?

Mischief: I wouldn’t go that far.

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Imagination, peeling a banana: may i take you coat, sir? hehehehe

Language: do you think other people can’t hear you?

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Imagination: i’m not gay but DAMN

Language: you don’t have to be gay to appreciate a good looking guy

Imagination: nah i’d fuck him

Language: oh okay shit

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Language, reading smut: Idk this is great and all but tbh there is simply nothing sexier than The Hero’s Journey

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- Sanctuary

you think you’re soooo funny. well you are. let me kiss you