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checking in

Just tired from being an adult😔 my blogs never get abandoned though even when there is a long pause between activity

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Middle school!Akihiko: hey Shinji, you want to grab a beef bowl with me?

Shinjiro: the funeral was 3 years ago, you need to let go

Arena!Akihiko: ..... *starts crying*

Still alive:) You can continue to submit posts if you would like

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Makoto: Knock knock

Aigis: Who’s there?

Makoto: Skeletal system

Aigis: I don’t get it?

Makoto: Exactly

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op are you okay

Yeayea sorry been so busy this summer:(( thanks for checking❤️ gotta reload the queues soon

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Makoto, reluctantly trying to socialize: What’s your favorite color?

Shinjiro: Stop asking stupid questions, kid. Aren’t you gonna ask something more reasonable?

Makoto, pulling out his science homework: How many moles of sodium bicarbonate are needed to neutralize 0.8ml of sulfuric acid at STP?

Shinjiro: My favorite color is red.

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Akihiko: Who wants to make fifty yen?

Makoto: How?

Akihiko: I need someone to take the fall.

Yukari: What did you do?

Akihiko: I can't tell you. Yes or no, no questions asked.

Shinjiro, from the other room: What the fuck...?

Akihiko: ...

Shinjiro: WHAT THE FUCK!?

Junpei: Make it a hundred.

Akihiko: Deal.

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Ken, new to the dorm: So... who's in charge here?

Fuuka, not looking up from her laptop: Usually whoever yells the loudest.

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SEES watching Mean Girls

Yukari, talking along with the movie: And when did it become okay for one person to be the boss of everybody, huh? Because that's not what Rome is about. We should totally just stab Caesar!

Akihiko, fearing for his life:

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Kotone: Good morning ♥

Shinjiro: HOW DID YOU MAKE THAT SOUND WITH YOUR MOUTH

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Makoto: why do I feel so upset all the time lately

Ryoji: idk uranus is in retrograde or something

Makoto: im gonna put YOUR anus in retrograde if you speak any more homestuck trolls words to me

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I don't know the original source of the prompt sorry but I saw it with other characters and it made me think of the SEES gang

Makoto: We're kind of missing something guys.

Aigis: Cohesion?

Akihiko: Teamwork?

Mitsuru: A general sense of what we're doing?

Yukari: No, we lost Junpei somehow.

So real👏

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Akihiko: After all we’ve been through, this is how you repay me? By stabbing me in the back?

Shinjiro: I’m sorry, Aki. Sacrifices must be made sometimes.

Akihiko: Don’t do this to me, Shinji... Not now, not after what we’ve done for each other!

Shinjiro: *places +4 on the stack* Uno.

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Mitsuru: Listen, I can explain...

Makoto: You’re making $500,000 and you’re only gonna pay me $30,000?

Yukari: You’re getting 30 grand? I’m getting $1,000!

Junpei: You guys are getting paid?

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SEES as conversations between me and my friends

Mitsuru: Apparently there’s an organism with the scientific name Hotwheels Sisyphus.

Makoto: How did you get my legal government name?

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Mitsuru: I feel depressed

Makoto: Do you want an edible??

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“Junpei and Makoto just walked in thirty minutes late reeking like weed and clutching handfuls of scratch-off tickets. Also, there’s still a stripper pole in the faculty office. Happy Wednesday!”

—Ms. Toriumi

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Akihiko: Mitsuru and I are having a baby.

Ken: That's gre-

Mitsuru, slamming adoption papers on the table: It's you, sign here.