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Mils: Where's the next one?

Talia, casting Locate Object: In the teapot.

Mils: YES! Thanks Auntie Talia!

Liz: Next one?

Talia: On top of the bookshelf.

Liz: Perfect!

Talia: I'm not sure this is embracing the spirit of an easter egg hunt.

Shar: Our mother is the sneakiest woman alive. She comes up with ridiculous hiding spots. You helping us is the only chance we have.

Talia: This explains the three eggs floating in the Astral Sea.

The kids: HOW WOULD WE HAVE FOUND THOSE?!

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Senkiira: Look, it's a snake charmer!

Beatrice: Ayo, snakes!

Yuan-ti babies: Ssss?

Beatrice: You cute as hell.

Yuan-ti babies, giggling: Sssstop~!

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Erika, giving critical instructions: You got that?

Senkiira: Ya

Senkiira, in her mind: You make a loop de loop and pull, and your shoes are looking cool :) You go over and back, left to righ

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Mils: Mom, I think there’s a ghost in my room.

Lisalee: Sweetie, there’s nothing in your room.

Ghost!Austus: SO I’M NOTHIN’ NOW??!

Lisalee: Oh my God!

Ghost!Austus: Oh MY God!

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Senkiira, running into the room: BEATRICE-

Beatrice, quietly: Shh!! Garesh is sleeping.

Senkiira, lowering her voice: Oh, sorry.

Beatrice, quietly: What's up?

Senkiira, whispering: There's a fire.

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Some villain: Ha! You got a mouth on you, sweetie!

Beatrice, cracking her knuckles: Got a coupla fists, too!

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Kyra: There is no final version of yourself! We never stop growing or changing, nor should we. So please stop beating yourself up for not being 'there' yet!

Alex: Actually, there is. It's called a corpse...

Senkiira: Yeah, the final version of yourself is the one you die in, I think.

Kyra: Oh, well I don't know how it works with you mortals.

Beatrice: But a corpse doesn't stop rotting, does it?

Senkiira: But is a corpse still you after it dies? Are you your mortal body, or are you the consciousness inhabiting it?

[after several minutes of this]

Garesh, head in hands: My apologies, my lady. Your sentiment was very deep.

S'illes, shrugging: Only about six feet.

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[after catching Beatrice when she jumps out of a window]

Garesh: How about a little warning next time? How'd you even know I'd be there?

Beatrice: I didn't!

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Gods are very busy. They can't control all the details. They're running a franchise operation.

Garesh, probably

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Garesh: There are three general exceptions for house arrest: personal safety, death of a relative, and family events.

Alex: Personal safety... We could burn the apartment down.

Beatrice, raising her hand excitedly: Ooh! Ooh!

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Alex: Did you kidnap our friends?

Some villain: I dunno. I kidnap lots of people.

Senkiira: Why?

Some villain: My parents didn't love me enough as a baby.

Alex: Wow, that's... strangely honest.

Senkiira: And so sad! I think I'm gonna cry...

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Orca Heart: You dweebs are tougher than you look... gave me a real workout...

Beatrice: I'd rather give you a hug, FYI!

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Garesh: And if you see Beatrice, please give her this face.

[she makes a perfectly neutral expression]

Garesh: She'll know what it means.

[later]

Alex: Oh, speaking of Garesh, she wanted me to give you a message.

[he makes a perfectly neutral expression]

Beatrice: Oh no. The neutral face of displeasure.

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S'illes: We're not here to judge you, ma'am. We came to investigate, catch bad guys-

Senkiira: And eat pie!

S'illes: Not necessarily in that order.

Senkiira: And it hasn't been!

S'illes: No.

Senkiira: We started with the pie!

S'illes, sighing: Always.

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Beatrice: If we went on a picnic, it would be fun!

Garesh: I don't understand picnics. We go someplace, we put food on the ground and eat.

Beatrice: Yeah, it's nice to do that.

Garesh: Why? It's better to eat at home with proper seating and... and serviettes.

Beatrice: I happen to think there's something nice about a picnic. It's fun.

Garesh: What's fun about it? Ants get in the food, there's bees- I don't get it. You have to go out of your way - it takes you maybe an hour to get there. And then what do you do? You sit on the grass and eat. Why is that fun???

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Garesh: Everyone, listen up. We're going on my count, not a second sooner. Beatrice, please, no freelancing.

Alex: Hey, relax. We know what we're doin'.

Garesh: And on the count of five, four…

Senkiira: Aw, she doesn't want to be our pal.

Garesh: We're on the count! Five, four, three…

Beatrice, already running: Yahoooooo!

S'illes: Aaand she's gone.