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"We're in love and she's reformed. I have that effect."

-Hanna if vandermarin happened

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"Alison? She is the most despicable woman I have ever met in my life. I have never been so repulsed by someone mentally and so attracted to them physically at the same time."

-Mona

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Hanna: My God, I hate her.

Mona: Me too.

Hanna: You have no idea who I’m talking about.

Mona: Solidarity, sister.

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Mrs. Dilaurentis: I don't think there's any greater tragedy than when parents outlive their children.

Spencer: Yes, I hope my parents die long before I do.

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Emily, holding a bottle: Is this whiskey or perfume?

Hanna: *Snatches bottle and chugs the entire thing*

Hanna: Perfume.

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Aria: Perhaps there's more to Ezra than meets the eye.

Alison: No, there's less.

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Spencer: You can’t tell anyone yet.

Emily: I just told Hanna.

Hanna: I just told Mona.

Mona: And I told many, many people.

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Emily: Can you overdose on vitamin D?

Spencer: I mean, that's technically how Icarus died.

Hanna: iCarly is dead?

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Aria: Oh, would you look at that...mistletoe. You know what that means...

Spencer: I'm fairly certain this is holly. But don't worry, it's an easy mistake to make.

Spencer, waking up in the middle of the night: Oh my god she was FLIRTING WITH ME!

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Alison: What gives you pleasure?

Spencer: Listening to you. I listen to this for fifteen minutes and I'm on top of the world. Your misery is my pleasure.

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Emily: We don’t download films illegally...because, we’re honest, hard-working people...

Aria: ...And we don’t know how.

Emily: But Mona does, so we have to watch with her.

Aria: Punishment fits the crime.

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Aria: The only people you're scaring right now is us, with your sociopathic little brain.

Mona: Okay, my sociopathic BIG brain.

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Emily: The only thing you're saying is that you're gay!

Mona: I'm not gay, you're gay!

Emily: Yeah, so?

Mona: Wait what.

Emily: I'm gay, dude.

Spencer: Yeah she's definitely gay.

Aria: Yeah she's gay.

Hanna: We had an assembly about it.

Spencer: She has been in a gay monogamous relationship for a long time, and we accept you bro.

Emily: Thank you man.

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Jason: They were up all night making weird lesbian noises!

Alison: We weren't being lesbians, dad.

Emily: Yeah, we were being sea hags.

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Alison: If we come across somebody with no arms or legs do we bother resuscitating them? I mean, what kind of quality of life do we have there?

Hanna: I would want to live with no legs.

Alison: How about no arms? No arms or legs is basically how you exist right now, Hanna. You don’t do anything.

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Hanna: Mona, we are not mad, we are just disappointed.

Spencer: No, we are mad.

Hanna: Yes. We are. We are livid. But we are going to let this one slide.

Spencer: No, we’re not!

Hanna: I am not a mind reader, Spencer.