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Brioche: this is crazy but i'm having feelings again. like some kind of 14 year old kid or something. you remember feelings, right?

Norm: yeah I have feelings ever single day of my life

Brioche: do you?

Norm: are you saying you don't have feelings?

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pop characters as john mulaney quotes

set: 

uton: 

jolnos: 

gencan:

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queen’s chosen as john mulaney quotes

Norm: 

Sar: 

Mica: 

Brioche: 

Petaline: 

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norm: i know you're covering up your emotions by making jokes about how hot you are

brioche, crying: it's not a joke i'm a legit snack

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Set: youre a bitch

Norm: -starts closing the summoning circle-

Set: wait i gotta tell you some important ancient knowledge

Norm: -keeps it open-

Set: bitch

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Teens are very much into the following: Bullying me on tumblr.

Norm

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furry is a slur

the dm

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Edgar: What are we doing?

Norm: Wasting our lives

Edgar: Bro, I meant for lunch

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“I thought this was going to be a casual one-night stand? But maybe it could be a casual… one thousand-night stand. Maybe we could keep casually having sex, and then casually have kids together, and then casually grow old together. Casually get on each other’s health insurance. Then casually die side by side, like in the end of The Notebook.”

-Brioche, to Norm

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Nex: It’s kind of cold.

Mica: Here, take my jacket.

Norm: I’m cold too.

Brioche: Well, damn Norm, I can’t control the weather.

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Barista: how would you like your coffee?

Mica: as dark and bitter as my soul.

Xamvius: he’ll have a white chocolate mocha.

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at Disneyland on the teacup ride

Saros and Mica: spinning calmly while talking

Brioche, Norm and Petaline: flying past them, spinning as fast as they can, screaming

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Mica: Have you seen my boyfriend?!

Keshi: What does he look like?

Mica, on the verge of tears: BEAUTIFUL!

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sar: where's petaline?

brioche: she's small, she's probably under something

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Brioche: *sees Petaline* Jesus Christ! Is that a fucking gremlin?!

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Jade: Have you seen my son? He’s about this tall, clearly gay, but we haven’t had the talk.

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Petaline: I have done nothing wrong, ever, in my life.

Janelly: I know this, and I love you.