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Shawn: Did Lassie just tell me he loved me for the first time?

Gus: Yeah.

Shawn: And did I do finger guns back?

Gus: Yeah, you did.

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I was being patient, but it took too long.

Shawn, probably

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Gus: Hey, I eat danger for breakfast.

Shawn: But oddly enough, he panics in the face of breakfast foods.

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Gus: There're some things I can just smell. It's like a sixth sense.

Shawn: No, actually that would be one of the five.

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Shawn: Quick question, Chief. You know how we've been trading favors back and forth, and it's your turn to give me one?

Chief Vick: None of that is true.

Shawn: Yeah, I know.

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Carlton: Do you know how long it’s been since I’ve had sex?

Shawn: Two years?

Carlton: [a little affronted] Six months.

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Carlton: Are you trying to be annoying, or does it just come naturally?

Shawn: It comes naturally.

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Gus: Oh, good! I was hoping to add theft, endangerment, and insanity to my list of things I did today.

Shawn: Ha ha! You too?

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Shawn: Buzz, what’s up, mate?

Mcnab: [looks up] I think I see a bird?

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Shawn: Cry havoc and let slip the hogs of war!

Carlton: Dogs of war…

Shawn: Whatever farm animal of war, Lassie! Shut up!

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Gus: Does this room look a little different to you?

Shawn: Um, how so?

Gus: It’s like, French-Rocco style. That doesn’t really seem in line with the Georgian sensibilities.

Shawn: How…what? Who am I talking to right now?

Gus: Should I not know that?

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Shawn: And now we’re on the brink of World War Two.

Carlton: Three.

Shawn: It’s not a competition, Lassie!

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Shawn: Don’t worry about the check, guys. I got this one.

Gus: What? Whoa.

Shawn: I have a little bit of disposable income these days.

Juliet: Shawn, you cannot have disposable income when you owe us 11,000 dollars and three cats.

Shawn: You’ll get those cats when you get those cats, Jules.

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Chief Vick: I’m disappointed with all of you. Especially you.

Carlton: It was a bad moment.

Chief Vick: I thought you were better than that.

Carlton: I know. I am sometimes.

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Shawn: It’s weird, it’s like… I-I like him. Much.

Gus:

Gus: You like him much?

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Juliet: How late is Shawn now?

Carlton: Two and a half hours.

Juliet: How did this happen? I had Mcnab wake him up at eight and pretend it was eleven.

Gus: I gave him that fake schedule that said we were starting at nine instead of noon.

Carlton: Oh, and I set all his watches and clocks to say PM when it's really AM.

Juliet: Oh boy, we may have overdone it.

Shawn: What the hell time is it!?

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Chief Vick: Spencer, get up; you’re assisting Lassiter with the raid.

Shawn: Why me?

Chief Vick: You’re good at math.

Shawn: How’s that supposed to help?

Chief Vick: Can’t hurt.