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When I die, I want all of the people I know to lower me into my grave so they can let me down one last time.

Reyna Avila Ramirez-Arellano

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Fairy Tail Incorrect Quote

Lisanna: Natsu, Lucy is pregnant.

Natsu: Pregnant?!

Erza, Jellal, Gray, Juvia, Happy, and Wendy: *suddenly pop out from behind the wall* PREGNANT?!

The guild: Who’s pregnant?

Natsu: Uhm...I am.

Wendy: Way to go, Natsu!

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Fairy Tail Incorrect Quote

Mirajane: Check out my new column, “Madame Mirajane’s Horoscope.” If the words are too big to read, you can always color on it!

Erza: Horoscope? What’s that, Mira? A telescope that can only see your face?

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Inuyasha Incorrect Quote

[When the girls aren’t there]

*Miroku and Inuyasha can’t find the diapers and wrap the baby in toilet paper*

Sota: Not bad, but next time try these *hands over diapers*

Miroku: Sota, why did you wait ‘til now to give us the diapers?

Sota: Nobody asked me.

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TWICE Incorrect Quote

Sana: How does the theme for Batman go?

Mina: You mean, “Batman, na na na na na na na, Batman”?

Sana: Yeah, that’s it.

Mina: So which words couldn’t you remember? “Batman” or “Na”?

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Heroes of Olympus Incorrect Quote

Percy: I will put down my “A” to make “A”.

Piper: I will add on your “A” to make “AT”.

Leo: I will add onto your “AT” to make “RAT”.

Annabeth: I will add on your “RAT” to make “BIOSTRATIGRAPHIC”.

Percy: *flips board*

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TWICE Incorrect Quote

Jihyo: I need you and you need me

Tzuyu: No I don’t

Jihyo: Yes you do

Tzuyu: No I don’t

Jihyo: Yes you do

Tzuyu: Stop saying that

Jihyo: You need someone to take care of you

Tzuyu: No I don’t

Jihyo: Everybody does!

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Fairy Tail Incorrect Quote

Lucy: I have the urge to do something stupid.

Natsu: mutters So if I was something stupid, would you do me?

Everyone: ...

Natsu: Uh, I mean...you must want to...do yourself...because you sure are something stupid...

Happy: That was as smooth as sandpaper.

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Me Watching Anime

*my favorite ship has a moment*

Me: OooOoOoOooohhhHHHhh

My friend: Oh no, don��t you dare...

Me: KISS KISS FALL IN LOVE

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Kimi ni Todoke Incorrect Quote

[Half of Kimi ni Todoke]

Sawako: That’s ridiculous, Kazehaya doesn’t have a crush on me.

Ayane [whispers]: Yes he does.

Chizuru [says quietly]: Yes he does.

Kento [yells]: YES HE DOES.

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Ao Haru Ride Incorrect Quote

(Probably the first incorrect quote made for Ao Haru Ride ever)

Futaba: You’re smiling, did something good happen?

Kou: Can’t I just smile when I feel like it?

Murao: Kikuchi tripped and fell in the parking lot.

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Tonari no Kaibutsu-kun Incorrect Quote

Haru: It’s really muggy out today.

Shizuku: If I go outside and all our mugs are on the front lawn, I’m going to kill you.

Haru: *sips coffee from a bowl*

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Inuyasha Incorrect Quote

Inuyasha: There are seven chairs and ten kids. What do you do?

Sango: Have everyone stand.

Kagome: Bring three more chairs.

Miroku: The beautiful women can sit down.

Naraku [walks in]: Kill three.

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I'm a bagel on a plate of onion rolls.

Probably Natsu at some point

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Marauders Incorrect Quote

Lily: You were actually telling the truth.

James: I do that quite a lot, but people are always surprised.

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Fairy Tail Incorrect Quote

Natsu: Erza, the biggest question is does he like you? ‘Cause if he doesn’t this is all a moo point.

Erza: A moo point?

Natsu: You know, like a cow’s opinion. It doesn’t matter. It’s moo.

Lucy: Have I been living with him too long, or did that all just make sense?

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Fairy Tail Incorrect Quote

Natsu: Oh, do you have a bobby pin?

Grey: Yeah. Oh no, wait. I’m NOT a nine-year-old girl.

Natsu: Then why do you throw like one?