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joining a fandom discord server is so funny bc you either come out with some of the bestest friends you’ve ever made in your life OR the experience of bearing witness to some of the most insane and specific drama you could imagine

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Snape: whatever you’re making me for Christmas better not take up more time than you have Rigel: haha don’t worry, I’ve got it under control Snape: as long as you’re not coming up with a whole new brewing technique. That would be absurd to attempt in such a short amount of time

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Archie: Hey Harry, truth or dare? Harry: Truth Archie: How many hours have you slept this week? Harry: No, dare Archie: Harry, go to sleep Harry: I don't like this game

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Harry: Remember, if we’re not laughing we’re crying Leo: *whispers* Are you ok?

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Leo, about Harry: She’s a ten but she tests 16 different versions of the same potions recipe

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Caelum, about Harry: She’s a ten, but she created a new brewing method and got her potions mastery before me

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Pansy: Always be kind Hermione: Always be informed Draco: Always be the best Leo: Always know you’re enough Rigel: And always have the ingredients to make a battle potion at any point in time

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Dom: You have 17 wishes Harry: Isn’t it normally 3? Dom: yeah but *vaguely gestures at Harry* lots of issues here

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Snape: *wears a slightly lighter shade of black* Poppy: Ah, I see you’re bringing out the spring wardrobe

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Kasten: Father can you pick me up? They’re talking about having futures and living past 30

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Snape, when told he can’t hunt down Rigel without endangering him: BEHOLD! The field in which I grow my fucks. Cast thine eyes upon it, and thou shalt see that it is barren!

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Hermione: I wish I lacked critical thinking skills. You all seem so happy

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Archie: are you okay? Harry: that’s a loaded question

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Rispah: why are you putting garlic in your pants? Marek: so Kasten won’t try to eat my ass Rispah: why would Kasten try to eat your ass? Marek: he won’t. The garlic— are you even listening?

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Harry: I just read an article that said swearing can make you live longer Caelum: great, fucking immortality’s the last thing I fucking need

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Draco: It's actually a complicated issue Harriet: Just say you're okay with genocide

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Sirius: Come here, son Rigel: Urm…Archie is in his room Sirius: I meant you Rigel, voice cracking: Oh. Okay