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Kuga: Eizan, if you don't shut up I'm going to throw myself out of the car.

*click*

Kuga: DID YOU JUST TURN THE FUCKING CHILDRENS' LOCK ON?!

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Erina, teaching Souma to drive: Okay Yukihira-kun, what does a green light mean?

Souma: Go!

Erina: A red light?

Souma: Stop!

Erina: And what about a yellow light?

Souma: If you floor it, you can make it!

Erina: …No-

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Souma: So, what’s Takumi’s type?

Isami: Yellow eyes, kind, oblivious, good sense of humor.

Souma: Sounds kind of like me. Too bad we’re just friends.

Isami: Did I mention oblivious?

Souma: Yeah, why?

Isami: Okay, just making sure.

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Erina: So you’re saying you’re creative.

Souma: Yeah.

Erina: And what do you create?

Souma: Problems.

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Tsukasa: Are we really going to let Isshiki keep Kuga?

Eizan: We kept Rindou.

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Erina: So we're gonna read what we wrote down so we can tell everyone in the class something about ourselves.

Souma: Okay, my name is Yukihira Souma, but you can refer to me as Lord Farquad.

Erina: Okay, that's not happening- how about you!

Isami: I'm Aldini Isami and I like the movie White Chicks!

Erina: ...Okay... whatever, I respect that.

Takumi: My name is Takumi and I hate this place, it actually sucks here...

Eina: Okay... and you...

Megumi: *nervous* Uhhh my name is Tadokoro Megumi and my favorite color is... math.

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Jouichirou, to Gin: ...And I need you to help, and by "help" I mean "do everything"

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Azami: Today at 7 am, Saiba-senpai poured a Monster energy drink in his coffee, said "I'm going to die" and drank the whole thing.

Jun: I watched Saiba-senpai brew his coffee with Monster instead of water. Three cups in two hours. I think he ascended into the astral realm.

Ebisawa: The survivability of the human race never fails to amaze me.

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Rindou: I am convinced Isshiki-kun and Kuga-kun share a brain cell.

Tsukasa: And it's not in use very often, it seems.

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Shinomiya: You have the right to remain silent.

Souma: I choose to wave that right!

Souma: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH-

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Souma: I just drank a lego piece.

Erina: ...what the hell?! You melted plastic and drank the liquid?

Souma: Yes.

Erina: Why did you even melt a lego in the first place?!

Souma: Because it looked like chocolate! So I drank it! You know, like a chocolate shake?

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Isshiki: Why does nobody tell me when people come over? I came downstairs singing All Star while wearing a "say hey if you're gay" shirt and boxers!

Isshiki : Everyone was there. EVERYONE! Including Tsukasa-senpai!

Isshiki : They saw.

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Kuga: Of course I have a lot of pent-up rage, you fool! I've been the same height since I was twelve!

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Jouichirou: Alright Shiomi, Ebisawa. Let's go over this one more time.

Jouichirou: If something breaks?

Shiomi: We try to fix it before Doujima-senpai gets home.

Jouichirou: If it doesn't work?

Ebisawa: We blame Nakamura.

Azami: Seriously guys, what the hell?!

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Alice, putting her hands over Ryou's eyes: Guess who!

Ryou: It's either Alice-san or the cold, clammy hands of death.

Alice, putting her hands away: It's Alice!

Ryou: Dammit.

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Megumi: Is five a lot of followers?

Shinomiya: Depends on the context.

Shinomiya: On Instagram? No, not a lot of followers.

Shinomiya: In a dark alley? Yes, a lot of followers.

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Megumi: Isn't it weird that people kill mosquitoes just because they're annoying?

Souma: Damn, if people did that to each other, Erina would've killed me years ago.